Manaveris Dracona

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

my two brain cells

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

Inside you there are two hamsters…

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to