Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

And I'm a huge fan of those decorative cinder blocks.

I was acting as a substitute teacher for a class, and we were learning about the socio-political ramifications of the Second World War and the rise of communism, when the entire class is isekai'd into a fantasy world in which communism was the dominant form of government. And then they issued everybody a rifle, but hardly any ammunition, only three shots per person, and told them to go fight the demon lord. The problem with it being is everybody ran out of ammunition incredibly quick, except for me, because I was a substitute teacher, my class was substitute teacher, and I was able to substitute ammunition into all of the guns. And so I ended up alone fighting against the demon lord while the rest of the kids ran away. Except for the demon lord was a really beautiful capitalist princess who ended up wanting to spread capitalism across the nation, but the only problem with it is that I'm not a capitalist at heart, I'm a colonialist, and so our love can never be.

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

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