Coolio Dude

There are three reasons the people in the musical about cats are making you horny.

First, these are professional dancers primarily. Cats is a massively demanding show on a physical level, and the vast majority of parts demand – more than acting or singing skill – an incredible amount of dancing. That isn’t to say the ensemble isn’t good at acting or singing; only that most roles can get away with less-than-stellar voices or acting. They cannot survive being bad at dancing. This means that the physique of most people on that stage is going to be godlike. This is like, cream of the crop of conventionally attractive physique, here.

Second, these are professional actors portraying characters defined by their feline confidence. Confidence is the soul of sexiness. The fact that they move and act with such graceful sureness is extremely alluring. It isn’t “meant” per se to be attractive; it just IS, as part of the categorical nature of physical confidence.

Finally, they are in costuming and makeup that is just feline enough to feel otherly while remaining firmly anthropomorphic. Which is to say that they are an entry level furry experience. An on-ramp, if you would.

Inktober Day 13

Greetings, you Ghouls!

With one week to go till the month of Halloween, we’re well and truly in the guts of the gruesomest season. You absolutely murdered Hauntober last year (in the best possible way). Now, it’s back for revenge in its latest guise of the month-long prompt challenge: Hauntober Returns. Every Monday in October, we’ll be releasing a new set of narrative prompts to inspire the drabble dabblers, artists, shitposters, and hobbyistas among us. If you’re a scaredy-cat like us, have no fear—each set will include a spooky and a cozy prompt for you to choose from. (Or, you know, feel free to venture down both dark alleyways each week, if you dare.)

Hello! Do you have any guardian angel prompts? Also, Have great day (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Hi :)

I assume, this is the same question and anon as they were very shortly after each other, so I will do them together.

Guardian Angel Prompts

It’s nice to be safe, but why does your guardian angel have to hold your hand all the time to keep you safe?

For an angel, your guardian seems to be very aggressive at times when it comes to saving you.

Your guardian angel has shown to be very lazy and you try to get a new one.

It’s their first day after the academy and they desperately try to be the best guardian angel and save their human from every possible danger. Even if it’s from things that the human doesn’t think is that dangerous.

This guardian angel has very unconventional methods to protect their human.

Sometimes when you do stupid stuff, you just know your guardian angel will be disappointed in you.

Your guardian angel is still in training and it shows.

Being the guardian angel of an extreme athlete is not an easy job.

Having a fight with your guardian angel is not a good start for the day.

Sometimes guardian angels don’t have a lovely singing voice and a set of fluffy wings, sometimes they have a deep frown on their face and a very bad attitude.

It feels like this human just doesn’t want to be saved.

People normally don’t meet their guardian angel. Which makes it very suspicious when yours comes to your door.

Who needs a guardian angel, when you can have a half-decent demon? (#248)

I had fun coming up with them and that last prompt is one of my all-time favourites from my blog!