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happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

fuck like a green onion

Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Apples are a type of fruit.

You can eat apples and smell them too.

23 and Me said that I'm 1/128th Lemurian

Remember board games can and should have a victim

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered

you can make a little oasis right where you are, and it matters

the staccato trumpet trills from the end of TANK! but they just keep going

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holy shit i am in tears

Dear Diary. Today I spent 5 minutes staring at a stranger wondering if he was a guy I knew from College, managed to observe that "wait, College Friend had a prosthetic leg and this man in jorts is clearly dual weilding", then proceeded to wonder if there was any way it could still actually be him for another 30 seconds