Yes, Ma'am

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

I'm tired of hearing about Young Kirk and Young Spock. I want a (good) show about young shithead Science Lieutenant Janeway falling in BFF love with Tuvok while on adventures together and there's ZERO ROMANCE. I MEAN IT. NO ENTERPRISE LOVE BOAT ALLOWED.

I'm talking ZERO love interests for Janeway as far as the eye can see. People of all genders keep flinging themselves at her but she refuses to let herself do anything more than have a pathetic wank because of her angst about Tau Ceti Prime. She channels everything into raw chaos bisexual energy with Tuvok just enabling her at all times.

there's a 2-part season finale with time travel hijinks and fanservice cameos by both Kate Mulgrew and Tim Russ alongside their younger counterparts, showing that even 40+ years in the future these two are still BFFs and getting into Some Bullshit together

The face of a man who WILL ask obligatory plot-clarifying questions so the audience knows what’s going on while also being very handsome

normalized data implies the existence of problematized data

that's his brother Lore actually

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

t-shirt that says "i was straightbaited by Star Trek: Voyager"

"Finding it difficult to focus because this is the first time you've seen them with their hair tied up" AU

the actual main difference between data and spock is that data is almost completely sincere the majority of the time meanwhile spock is mostly lying or being a bitch for fun