Rock Human doctors

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today

when I say ‘’fuck the police’’ or ‘’fuck ICE’’ and you say, ‘’hey, my dad is a cop,’’ that still includes your dad

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it looks very similar to a reading of a heartbeat…..a specific heart…..that won’t stop beating……..from under the floorboards………

A powerful but benevolent water spirit lives here.

I got goosebumps

sometimes i wonder why our generation’s sense of humour is Like This and then i remember that one episode of spongebob where patrick is stressed about his parents visiting and the punchline is that his real parents show up at the end and the random couple that had visited him are like ‘oh right we don’t have a son lmao’ and walk off without another fucking word

Date a boy who wants to spend the rest of his life with you, even though you both know that you’re predisposed to inheriting/developing Alzheimer’s, a rare form of muscular dystrophy, osteoporosis, and arthritis.

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE