on god, i’m waking up january first with a healthy dose of serotonin and a functioning attention span. like, this entire past decade has just been a fluke, you mark my words. i have planted the seed and i will see the fucking harvest!

Well the url certainly delivered

Called it

I know "my dear" is just like, normal bro talk for victorians but will my gay ass ever be able to handle it? No

Imagine if like 150 years from now "bro" ends up having Connotations and the Future Tumblr gays are all losing their minds about how tender classical literature sounds

REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS

Spell: Wings of Gliding, adds a pair of feathery wings to any consenting creature that allows them to quadruple their Jump range.

every year tbh

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

That first shirt …….. 😳🤣

hmm has anyone seen my locomotive filled with male models

ive lost my train of thot