-

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Id: image of the progress pride flag, but the place where the stripes specifically representing black/brown people, trans people, and intersex people would go are replaced by "this content has been removed for violating Tumblr's community guidelines." End id.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

random old guy came up to me while i was pulling trash to tell me that ellen degeneres and "the elites" have a disease from eating human brains and they want everyone to get it so that's why mcdonalds food contains human flesh