Annarchie

and this angst romance game has wacky characters like:

🐠 merman sea god who is an artist with flame powers for some reason. his symbol is not a fish but a duck. there is a section of the story where he goes into heat. canonical billionaire. also a serial revenge killer.

❄️ accomplished heart surgeon with ice powers who is trapped in a cycle of multiverse-spanning reincarnations. mc’s childhood friend and also her doctor. blatantly the horniest of the lot but you wouldn’t know it because he has never shown anyone an emotion ever.

💫 centuries old immortal space prince. literally an alien. got stuck in the past after attempting wormhole travel and has been bopping around earth until mc is born. mc’s monster-fighting coworker and upstairs neighbor. secretly batman.

🐦‍⬛ dangerous crime boss. also an alien, probably. also a dragon whose soul is bound to mc’s. once made mc shoot him in the heart to prove his immortality. wife guy in a “he supports women’s wrongs” way.

🍎 cyborg military commander with gravity powers. flies space planes. was killed in an explosion but got better. a narrative representation of the biblical eve. diagnosed mentally/emotionally unwell. wife guy in a “he is the wife” way.

and. like. originally i was going to say only a sentence about each of them but i could not pick just one of the many, many unhinged things about the tiny men who live in my phone.

absolutely batshit insane game. hilarious.

but at the same time existence is often just so unrelentingly painful that all I can do is cry or just lie in bed with my eyes closed and I hate hate hate it and I weirdly resent the fact that it'll never get "bad enough" for me to actually Need Help

scheinbar ist das ein primär norddeutsches Ding:

das ist gefühlt immer der Fall, wenn ich feststelle, das um mich herum Leute keine Wörter kennen (wohne im Herzen Schwabens....)

und prickeln würde ich nicht zu Wasser sagen, obwohl ich das schon so von anderen höre (und ja auch von Wassermarken und ihrem "prickelnden" Wasser)