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WeiĂt du was? Fuck it *entspaĂt dein Getränk*

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please vote for new European bank notes
if there is two things you should remember me by it's both loving birds and being very pro Europe.
Anyway we'll apparently get new bank notes with either historic figures or nature and I'm not telling you to vote for birds buuuuuuut -
https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share/
https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share
I'm telling you to vote for birds.
Es ist mir ein sehr persĂśnliches Anliegen, dass bei der Abstimmung Ăźber die neuen Euroscheine irgendein der Designs mit den VĂśgeln gewinnt. Ich brauche VĂśgel auf meinen Geldscheinen. Wir kĂśnnten vertikale Geldscheine mit VĂśgeln haben, wieso sollte ich mich fĂźr Leonardo da Vinci entscheiden???? Und Design H ist halt goated
Abstimmen geht Ăźber
https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/neweuro
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
Praying to the Employment Jelly for a new job after I get laid off at the end of the year
friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife
Ist this how all my friends see me

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Was mich ja auch so aufregt, ist dass der Merz ständig den Arbeitnehmern die Schuld an der "schwachen" Wirtschaft gibt. Der klingt wie eine kaputte Schallplatte. Dass man da vielleicht ein bisschen zu sehr Unternehmen unter den Arm gegriffen hat und die den Strukturwandel verschlafen (ich sage hier nur Automobilindustrie), daran kann's ja nicht liegen. Lieber nochmal ein bisschen das Arbeitsrecht aushÜhlen und hoffen dass seine Freunde aus der Wirtschaft gut verdienen. Ist ja dann egal wenn der Rest der BevÜlkerung keine sicheren Stellen mehr hat.
just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
Do you know about the building mishap in Mannheim, because I need you to know about it. It is an older story but still true and I need to giggle every time I think about it.
So there was this Idea in a newly developed part of town for four big buildings to spell out the word "Home". Because of money they only built three of them and you can see where this is going
They really spelled out "HOE" over a complete neighbourhood
And it's still there because they can't find anyone to build the "M"
One SpaĂgetränk a day keeps the Hitze away
Out: eigene OCs in Tomodachii 2 erstellen
In: Deutsche Politiker*innen erstellen und sie alle in eine polyamore WG ziehen lassen

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Surreale Erfahrung: heute einfach Ralph Caspers getroffen und mit ihm Ăźber meine Bachelorarbeit gequatscht.
Self Affirmations? More Like Ralph Affirmations
Wann macht endlich jemand einen Film, in dem Schiller durchgängig massivst schwäbelt und Goethe auch den ßbelsten Hessischen Akzent durchzieht? Wann???
Endlich spricht jemand hier die wahren Worte!!!!
There is nothing more powerful than letting go of any expectations and start creating whatever you want
Unfortunatly this feeling only lasts for about 20 minutes before I want to destroy everything I ever made including myself.
bisschen scammy, dass zwei SpaĂgetränke nicht reichen einen Tag erträglich zu machen
I recently started to learn Alpha Patterns and this is my first attempt so far! I am trying to make my friends bookmarks :)

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love and deepspace is so funny in a ton of ways, not the least of which being that itâs an angst game full of angst with a huge helping of angst on top masquerading as a romance game
and this angst romance game has wacky characters like:
đ merman sea god who is an artist with flame powers for some reason. his symbol is not a fish but a duck. there is a section of the story where he goes into heat. canonical billionaire. also a serial revenge killer.
âď¸ accomplished heart surgeon with ice powers who is trapped in a cycle of multiverse-spanning reincarnations. mcâs childhood friend and also her doctor. blatantly the horniest of the lot but you wouldnât know it because he has never shown anyone an emotion ever.
đŤ centuries old immortal space prince. literally an alien. got stuck in the past after attempting wormhole travel and has been bopping around earth until mc is born. mcâs monster-fighting coworker and upstairs neighbor. secretly batman.
đŚâ⏠dangerous crime boss. also an alien, probably. also a dragon whose soul is bound to mcâs. once made mc shoot him in the heart to prove his immortality. wife guy in a âhe supports womenâs wrongsâ way.
đ cyborg military commander with gravity powers. flies space planes. was killed in an explosion but got better. a narrative representation of the biblical eve. diagnosed mentally/emotionally unwell. wife guy in a âhe is the wifeâ way.
and. like. originally i was going to say only a sentence about each of them but i could not pick just one of the many, many unhinged things about the tiny men who live in my phone.
absolutely batshit insane game. hilarious.
i have cried probably a dozen times while playing it.
Trying to explain my obsession with this game to any remotely sane person always makes me realize the absolut insanity that ist Love and Deepspace
girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger
Nothing more humiliating than calling in sick when you don't ferl well