yikes

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

FREEZE! EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!!!

hi its nice to meet you :) (uses my ability to implant memories of us being childhood friends into your subconscious so you already like me) i mean hey its been so long howve you been hows your mom (remembers your mom died when you were very young and i had implanted memories of comforting you at the funeral) uhhh i mean your other mom (implants memories of your dad transitioning)

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

Genuinely think this would work

quoll

#are you gay? you may be entitled to financial compensation (via @thewalrus-said)