Republicans are going to stop communism?
COMMUNISM, forsooth. That's hilarious. That's a kneeslapper, right there. No, really, that's hilarious. Because Republicans LOVE communism. They do. They love communism, they couldn't love it more.
No no, don't even. Sit down.
What Republicans really love is communist LABOR. They love everything about it: dark grim factories filled with cheap labor, no unions, no worker's compensation, no environmental laws, no safety regulations, no OSHA, no Human Resources and NO child labor laws. 18 hour days. 100 hour weeks. Just pure profit.
They absolutely LOVE communist labor, and you don't get communist labor without communist government.
Conservatives spent decades shouting OH NO! THE REDS ARE COMING! Then one morning, they suddenly realized they could triple their profits by shipping all of your jobs to communist countries. Those massive salaries CEO get nowadays? Those $100 Million bonuses? That endless shareholder value? You don't get that by making Instapots and TVs and iPhones in a CAPITALIST country where you actually have to PAY your labor a living wage without dumping toxic shit into the local water supply.
The current form of American consumer capitalism can't exist without cheap exploitable labor in foreign countries that don't give a damn about their citizens.
And so the idea that Republicans are going to stop communism is hilarious.
There ain't nobody in the world who loves communism more than a Republican, because communism makes them rich.