going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

She looks very pleased to be unflattened and unblockaged

sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

NEKO ATSUME 2

sometimes i see the worst banana pictures ever on google

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

;-;

Anyone crying over this needs to think about how insufferable a dragon raised by a seagull would be

You bring French fries onto the beach. You angrily shoo away seagulls that predictably try to grab them. A HUGE shadow swoops over you.

Ok, the last two are new additions to me, and I am LOVING it

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere