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Lay waste to his pussy with torch and sword

an interesting amnt of people seem to think of intersexism as a "less bad" form of oppression for.... one of the only kinds of oppression that routinely involves mutilating infants and young children. and then a lifetime of very specific and unique medical abuse. it actually makes me feel kind of insane

btw romance isn't real and you can't have it. just so you're aware

i say this jokingly but i do kind of mean it actually. from an aro perspective im often kinda left thinking like. okay and how is this romance supposed to be any different from a platonic relationship? and it's often to the point where i am genuinely convinced that romance is a made up label for relationships and there's so many people who would be so much happier in their relationships if they just let them be without having to label them or the expectation to try and make them fit into a certain box. romance isn't real and your prison bars are showing, take my paw we can break out of here together

btw romance isn't real and you can't have it. just so you're aware

i say this jokingly but i do kind of mean it actually. from an aro perspective im often kinda left thinking like. okay and how is this romance supposed to be any different from a platonic relationship? and it's often to the point where i am genuinely convinced that romance is a made up label for relationships and there's so many people who would be so much happier in their relationships if they just let them be without having to label them or the expectation to try and make them fit into a certain box. romance isn't real and your prison bars are showing, take my paw we can break out of here together

I have been in multiple situations where a friend group I'm not so familiar with starts making jokes about being into weirdo pervert stuff and there is a slight edge of competition to who is The Most Freakish I know for a goddamn fact that I have everyone beat in the pervert department but I can't say anything because they're probably just talking about light BDSM at most and I like things that are complete social suicide in 90% of spaces

like oh when you like puppyplay and choking its subversive and edgy but when I talk about getting my sexual awakening at 8 years old from the really fucking weird plant vore sequence in the third ice age movie it's WEIRD and EMBARRASSING i see how it is,

oh so this post stops getting notes when I make that addition, i see how it is,

People with a nut allergy when they find out they came from sperm:

People with a nut allergy when they find out they came:

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

this but also there's a widespread unwillingness to inconvenience others and to show any kind of vulnerability. and it kills friendship faster than you can not make a five minute phone call

ever since they banned ninja swords in london now phone snatchers have to simply use their ninjutsu to aid in phone snatching, which has ironically made the problem much worse as you're often targeted by lads using shadow clones or they straight up just rasengan you like fuck off

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you

you can’t separate transmisogyny from racism. the radical feminism movement is so overwhelmingly white because their idea of what a woman is is so thoroughly steeped in white supremacy.

Here is your reminder: Chud does not mean loser, it means far right facist and/or nazi please stop calling yourself a chud, just call yourself a loser it's okay

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

“the everything”

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

My reward for beating Classic Mode as Walter White