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teaboot

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

teaboot

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

teaboot

Had to draw

subcultureblues

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

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demon

subcultureblues

run.

kosmogrl

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transfemmbeatrice

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

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patronsaintofweepingmothers

2009

doyoulovethewayzeylily

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

I FUCKING LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHHH!!!!!! THEYRE SO AWESOME!!!!! REBLOG IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING AWESOME AND COOL AND YOU LOVEE THEMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

gremlininho

septembercfawkes

PSA: Just a friendly reminder that whenever you start a creative project, you will invariably hit a phase where the Thing™️ appears horrendous and you start asking existential questions. But if you keep working, it invariably passes and starts to resemble something less like the devil’s vomit. Doesn’t matter if it’s art, writing, or what–this happens repeatedly. Carry on.

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netherworldpost

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

pedulum-chronometry

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

sevserez

Soup incident

harlecore

bennizone

she dressed up so nice 2day :-)) !!!

randomcontent2019

Tav: Gale won’t come out of his tent.

Astarion: Just tell him I said something.

Tav: Like what?

Astarion: Anything factually incorrect.

Tav, shrugging: If you say so.

Gale, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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parkchanwoohoo

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

kaijufluffs

The long awaited sequel.

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