The Land of Stumps and Dismay

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

*touches ground*

None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.

Cat mute for euphonium.

They look the same age.

sup archivist

Jon/Martin - your ideal relationship dynamic is mutual pining where they are both unaware that it’s mutual and you just want to tear your hair out

Jon/Tim - your ideal relationship dynamic is nerd/jock

Jon/Sasha - your ideal relationship dynamic is nerd/nerd

Tim/Sasha - your coping mechanism of choice is denial

Tim/Martin - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of hating your boss

Jon/Elias - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cults

Daisy/Basira - your ideal relationship dynamic is being partners, be it cops, in dating and/or in crimes

Melanie/Georgie - your ideal relationship dynamic is stepping away from all the crazy shit and looking after one-another and your cat

Jon/Georgie - your ideal date would be staying in with your cat

Gertrude/Mary - your ideal relationship dynamic is evil power couple

Gerry/Michael - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being fucked over by your boss

Jon/Gerry - your ideal date would be info-dumping about your interests

Jon/Michael - you like Jon/Martin, but it could do with a little more monsterfuckery

Sasha/Michael - your ideal relationship dynamic is the protagonist of a story and their non-human companion

Martin/Michael - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dangerously similar characterisations of characters bound to end in tragedy because of cruel circumstances outside their own control

Jon/Helen - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trolling

Melanie/Helen - you want a monster gf and, really, who wouldn’t?

Jude/Agnes - you got hot (ha get it?) during Jude’s statement

Gertrude/Agnes - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being tethered together by unseen forces

Gerry/Agnes - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being fucked over by your family

Jane/Nikola - what’s better than one monster girl? two monster girls

Mike Crew/Oliver - your ideal relationship dynamic is being way cooler than everyone else

Breekon/Hope - your ideal relationship dynamic is being together for centuries

Elias/Peter - it started out as a harmless joke, but now you’re reading 100k angsty fics at 3 am

Peter/Mikaele - you’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of the sea

I think there was something sort of profoundly beautiful about the Wii.

I don’t know why, but especially with the built-in channels there was something about the presentation and the music that really feels so much different from any other console. I think it’s because it’s the first console that tried to be something a little more than just a gaming device, and the ephemeral feeling that came with trying to blaze a trail while still maintaining an air of “we know exactly what we’re doing and are fully confident in these ideas”.