I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.
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I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

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Tall Pines - Scott Lloyd Anderson
American , b. 1958 -
Oil on panel , 20 x 12 in.
Intelligent alien species based on bugs but specifically those moths that don’t have mouths and only live for a week after they pupate. This species’ whole conscious life is actually in the larval phase; larvae are the ones considered people, larvae are the ones with conscious and complex brains who build society, and each instar of the larva is treated as a different phase of life. Larvae become emotionally and socially and cognitively mature without ever becoming sexually mature. When they pupate, they metamorphose into something different and strange and close to mindless, with no mouth and no digestive system, whose only instincts are to mate and then quickly die. Metamorphosis is treated, functionally, like a person’s death, and the imago phase is a kind of proto-afterlife of majestic flight and the continuation of the species. Birth and death inextricably intertwined. Sex is not something people do during their lives, it’s a thing that is done as an imago after you’ve passed on from your life but before you return to the soil in death. Resultant eggs are collected by family members to raise. I think this would be fun.
Note how these columns are designed to perfectly allow the climbing of small lizards up and down their faces. This is a typical example of Gecko-Roman architecture

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Rocky's foolproof prank 🪨😈
- based on this by @stealthetrees
So I participated in the Animorphs Mini Bang this year! An awesome project where artists and writers combined to add to the Animorphs fandom! I was lucky enough to do an illustration for @c-rowlesdraws short fic (You can read it over heeeere: Third Grade Brain Slug Saves the Earth https://archiveofourown.org/works/25679572 )
This was such a fun fic to illustrate for, and I loved the interactions between the characters! Really delivers the whump in a fantastic way!
hey so this is fucking PHENOMENAL, the posters in the background are my favorite part and I’m blown away by all of the great details! I see we’ve got Dracon beam safety, a health poster, an anti maple-ginger oatmeal poster, and a Hork Bajir anatomy poster– all great choices. I’m also so happy you picked this scene to draw– I had fun writing that part, and I’m glad you liked it, too. Thank you so much for this gorgeous art!
I'm obsessed with the woodlands of Scotland, they felt almost primeval
Juliette Vaissière (French, 1995) - Final Journey (2025)

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Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.
The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.
I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.
I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.
hamlet dashboard simulator
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widowed queen gertrude is crazyyyyy fine
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#personal #to be or not to be UGH that is the question #like is it nobler in the minds to suffering slings and arrows of outrageous fortune??? #or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them #:( #to die #to SLEEP #no more #and by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to #tis a consummation DEVOUTLY to be wished #to die to sleep #to sleep perchance to dream?? #ay THERES the rub #for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil #that gives me pause tbh
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📚 horatio.the.truant
can we please stop fear mongering and spreading misinformation about what has been going on lately. take it from a wittenberg uni student: there is no such thing as ghosts, and there is not one roaming around elisnore castle. there are literally guards patrolling 24/7. if there were ghosts we would know.
📚 horatio.the.truant
hey guys! so turns out there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in my philosophy
#actually shaking right now #what the fuck is going on
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spotted last night, marcellus and myself, when yond same star that’s westward from the pole had made his course t’illume that part of heaven where it now burns. the bell was then beating one
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omg murder of gonzago is touring here this month!! i just got my tickets im SO excited
✉️ im-orsick-of-this
honestly don't get your hopes up about this production. i heard they're changing the whole story around and it's kind of a weird modern retelling :( sounds like it's gonna be a waste of time unfortunately
#i signed an nda at work so i cant really say how i know this #but trust me guys you do not want to be there when this happens
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it's actually so fucked up that people are just on tumblr blogging about how hot they think the queen is. does no one care about the fact that she literally has a son who is probably really uncomfortable seeing these comments on his dash. is anyone thinking about him. does anyone care that he's probably having a really hard time right now
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#one can literally smile and be a villain in denmark this place fucking sucks
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🏴☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark
im actually going to kill my uncle
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im not joking like im really going to do it
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guys should i kill my uncle????
yes
no
#FUCK what an ass am i #this is most brave #im literally the son of a dear father murdered #prompted to revenge by heaven and hell #and im out here like a whore unpacking my heart with words #fuck thisssss #hmm ive heard guilty creatures sitting at a play have by the cunning of the scene #been so struck to the soul that they just proclaim their malefactions #👀
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goodbye son @ laertes and good luck in paris! the wind sits in the shoulder of your sail and you are stayed for. i send my blessing with thee and these few precepts in thy memory Read more
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🤺 laertes
au revoir bitches ya boy is on his way to parissss
#FUCK this court #not really sure what is going on here but i am not sticking around to find out lmfao #also does anyone know if the ghost stuff everyone is reblogging is real
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🧪 not.king.claudius
stop reblogging that post about the king's wedding
okay buckle up because i have been seeing a LOT of people talk about how the timing of the king and queen's marriage after the late king's death was weird. but first of all, the picture that has been going around alleging that they used the same food from his funeral to furnish the wedding feast is NOT real and has been debunked multiple times by @ also-not-king-claudius. so please stop reblogging that. second, i've been seeing posts saying that the late king hamlet was way hotter than claudius (like hyperion to a satyr etc) which is honestly so disrespectful when claudius threw an awesome wedding feast that a lot of you all benefitted from and all king hamlet ever did was wage war on fortinbras. also gertrude and claudius were NOT having an affair before they got married. i dont even know how that rumor got started because there is absolutley no proof. it's incredibly irresponsible to spread rumors like that when they are so destructive and hurtful and i cant believe people never check their sources before reblogging. and btw @/elsinore-confessions is NOT a reliable source. sorry but i will be blocking anyone who reblogs posts claiming there was some kind of affair. anyway i dont know what i expected from this hellsite but tbh it was more than this :/
#claudius was literally just in equal scale weighing dole and delight #but of course thats controversial now #🙄
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🌼 opheliaaaaa
view from my walk this morning!
#nature #flowers #wildlife #aesthetic
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💁🏻♀️ concerned.danish.mom
hey guys. does anyone have tips on how to connect with your teenage son when he keeps accusing you of unchastity and incest :(
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yayyyy king claudius gave us free cruise tickets to england
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it's actually been forever since we hung out with hamlet. this is gonna be so fun
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does anyone know how to send a distress signal
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Today we remember Yorick, a former court jester of the late King Hamlet who passed away several years ago. He is now buried in the Elsinore Castle Graveyard, and is remembered as a fellow of most excellent fancy.
🏴☠️ tragical-prince-of-denmark
omg poor yorick :(( @ horatio.the.truant i knew him!!! a fellow of infinite jest
#he hath borne me on his back like a thousand times!! #and now how abhorred in my imagination it is! #my gorge straight up rises at it #here hung those lips that i kissed i know not how oft #where are ur gibes now? #gambols? #songs? #flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
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🌼 opheliaaaaa
ummm ok hiiiiii <3
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anyone else been lowkey thinking about invading denmark lately
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not to insult the crown prince or whatever but does anyone else think he seems like a fucking loser
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still thinking about the clear dunkin canopic jars tweet
The cool thing about death note is you could feasibly explain the basic premise of it like the mechanics of the note and also L and lights weird homoerotic shit and you would have a pretty good idea of what the entire plot is like without ever having to explain the terrifying floating clown monster
Yeah the terrifying death god who looks like a clown, likes apples, and follows you at all times
He is just hanging out
#does he actually do anything the entire show#i watched the first episode and it was boring. so i stopped#but from what i coudl tell he really jast didnt do shit ever
He really didn't. He will very occasionally do something very minor if it helps him (like when Light's house is under surveillance and he can't eat apples inside any more, he finds all the cameras hoping for a blind spot where he can eat apples), but on the whole it's a massive victory for Light to get him to do anything at all. He really is just there to watch and heckle because he had nothing else going on.
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I’ve made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China’s mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.
For reference, here’s what my local mountains look like:
Here’s the general art style Chinese mountains are drawn in:
And here’s how some of them actually look:
What the FUCK
I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.
thank you