Malvolio - 20! - He/They https://mistermalapropsdungeon.straw.page
I try to keep things NSFW tagged and hidden... but this IS a 18+ acc, things will happen sometimes.
Hey! I'm Malvolio, or Mal, or Mister... the name depends on who you ask. Anyway, hey, welcome to my first Tumblr blog! It's completely disorganized!!!!!
I post primarily Transformers content, with some other stuff sprinkled about. I am a Transformers merch/toy collector first, but I do a handful of art mediums (digital is most common), have plenty of OCs, and I write some fanfic. Basically, I'm a Certified Yapper. Multishipping is my job and I'm the best employee, okay?
My strawpage for... reasons: send anonymous art and messages
My Ko-Fi account for donations through my trying times and eventual opening for commission work: Buy Mister_Malaprop a Coffee (commissions are not open as of right now)
The MTMTE/Lost Light Crosshairs x Rodimus Prime fanfic: Learning To Warm Cold Servos
My sideblog where I begged for a not-1987 Sureshot toy: @how-many-days-john-hasbro (INNACTIVE)
My OTHER sideblog where I roleplayed Energon Mirage: @ask-theangelreborn (INNACTIVE)
My OTHER OTHER sideblog where I yap(ped) about my old Danganronpa AU: @channel-76 (INNACTIVE)
I have an eBay page where I post stuff sometimes if you’re interested: mister_malaprop
Art Requests are: Open!
What am I watching right now?: n/a just finished Beast Machines
What am I reading right now?: Skybound Transformers Comics and Phase 1 IDW1
Don't expect much of anything for Prime or the Aligned continuity as a whole, it isn't a favorite.
Block #suggestive, #valveplug, #mpreg, and #mechpreg if you do not wish to see 18+ content (this may not get rid of all instances but it will hide most)
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Watched the Backrooms movie. Loved it. Thought it was a great exploration of mental illness and the inability to move past bad memories. Hopped on Tumblr. Everyone’s complaining about how the black lead is too angry and mean and scary, and that he shouldn’t have the character flaws that he has, and also they’re all posting thirst traps of the little white boy who was there for 10 minutes before being unceremoniously pulled into a dark room and ripped apart offscreen. I see how it is.
Hi Mal, I got my period this morning and my front door shattered. How are you?
I’m extremely hot in this temp and am going to see a movie of something I don’t know about with people that hate my existence rn bc I have the audacity to be mad when they were running slow for a movie that’s playing in like 30 minutes (theater IS 30 minutes away not factoring in traffic)
Good luck with the period 💔 and RIP that door. Sending good vibes.
i made up city-states and general regions for Caminus and y'all have to listen to me
Caminus is.. small.. let's be real. It's a moon colony that orbits a gas giant. That doesn't mean i'm not allowed to make up shit for it bc Hasbro fears women/hj
There are multiple gigantic hot spots that litter Caminus' surface. Most city-states actually share hot spots, since there's only.. like.. 9 big ones.
the city-states of Caminus are--
The Church of Flame: The undisputed Capitol state of the colony. It's known as the Church but it mostly consists of public service offices/buildings, the Forgefire Parliament, and religious centers.
Annea: The wealthiest (non-Church) state and the largest region. It's known for it's crystalline beauty and for it's focus on The Arts. It's kinda like the Los Angeles of Caminus, if that makes sense. You can tell if someone is from here if they have fire coming out of their heads.. It was a big practice a while back. Also, the accents of this region sound like their straight outta the American deep south.
Damascus: If Annea is known for it's bright, crystal-like skyline and fire-headed inhabitants, then Damascus is it's polar opposite. It is the second largest state, known for always being casted in darkness, as the sun rarely falls on the bigger cities (it's on the dark-side of the moon). It is also known for it's gothic architecture and uniquely sweet energon goodies, said to be one of the only consistent sources of light in the region... that's hyperbole, but it is mostly dark down there.
Hemus: It's pretty small compared to the last three but they make it work. Hemus is the blacksmithing/metalworking hub of the colony. Lots of manufacturing, lots of business, not much else to say.
Osumilles: A modest little state. I like to think this region is on the richer-side but is sparsely populated.
Mandril: SMART PEOPLE!!! It's a college town but way bigger! Many universities, academies, schools, and other learning centers. This is where Elitas & Co. used to live. Pretty neat place.
Erbius: A flier's dream city. Erbius is basically a giant canyon that's unwalkable/drivable. It's pretty isolated due to how hostile the land is, but many transformers who fly, of varying origins, like to congregate there.
Other regions, places, and things:
The Burrs (& Wodginit): A collection of villages and neighborhoods on the poorer side. Wodginit is considered the largest village.
The Underground: The extension of The Burrs that go underneath the surface. Think Iacon in TF One. Mostly kept independent and secret due to the many types of people living down here.
Zinca Transport: The largest public railroad system that stretches over the entire colony. It's rather helpful.
The Furnace: Also known as "The Pits", this is one of the most popular gladiator arena on Caminus. It's connected to the largest prison complex. Many unwanted (perhaps "forever lonely") prisoners get funneled into these gladiator arenas... hello Megaempress.
Pritchus: Said largest prison complex. Most of it is actually in the Underground.
Vermiclus: Largest hospital complex on Caminus, located within Annea.
Sborgis, Farri, & Tin: Some of the schools you can find in Mandril. Elitas attended Sborgis and was a teacher there for a bit.
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i made up city-states and general regions for Caminus and y'all have to listen to me
Caminus is.. small.. let's be real. It's a moon colony that orbits a gas giant. That doesn't mean i'm not allowed to make up shit for it bc Hasbro fears women/hj
There are multiple gigantic hot spots that litter Caminus' surface. Most city-states actually share hot spots, since there's only.. like.. 9 big ones.
the city-states of Caminus are--
The Church of Flame: The undisputed Capitol state of the colony. It's known as the Church but it mostly consists of public service offices/buildings, the Forgefire Parliament, and religious centers.
Annea: The wealthiest (non-Church) state and the largest region. It's known for it's crystalline beauty and for it's focus on The Arts. It's kinda like the Los Angeles of Caminus, if that makes sense. You can tell if someone is from here if they have fire coming out of their heads.. It was a big practice a while back. Also, the accents of this region sound like their straight outta the American deep south.
Damascus: If Annea is known for it's bright, crystal-like skyline and fire-headed inhabitants, then Damascus is it's polar opposite. It is the second largest state, known for always being casted in darkness, as the sun rarely falls on the bigger cities (it's on the dark-side of the moon). It is also known for it's gothic architecture and uniquely sweet energon goodies, said to be one of the only consistent sources of light in the region... that's hyperbole, but it is mostly dark down there.
Hemus: It's pretty small compared to the last three but they make it work. Hemus is the blacksmithing/metalworking hub of the colony. Lots of manufacturing, lots of business, not much else to say.
Osumilles: A modest little state. I like to think this region is on the richer-side but is sparsely populated.
Mandril: SMART PEOPLE!!! It's a college town but way bigger! Many universities, academies, schools, and other learning centers. This is where Elitas & Co. used to live. Pretty neat place.
Erbius: A flier's dream city. Erbius is basically a giant canyon that's unwalkable/drivable. It's pretty isolated due to how hostile the land is, but many transformers who fly, of varying origins, like to congregate there.
Other regions, places, and things:
The Burrs (& Wodginit): A collection of villages and neighborhoods on the poorer side. Wodginit is considered the largest village.
The Underground: The extension of The Burrs that go underneath the surface. Think Iacon in TF One. Mostly kept independent and secret due to the many types of people living down here.
Zinca Transport: The largest public railroad system that stretches over the entire colony. It's rather helpful.
The Furnace: Also known as "The Pits", this is one of the most popular gladiator arena on Caminus. It's connected to the largest prison complex. Many unwanted (perhaps "forever lonely") prisoners get funneled into these gladiator arenas... hello Megaempress.
Pritchus: Said largest prison complex. Most of it is actually in the Underground.
Vermiclus: Largest hospital complex on Caminus, located within Annea.
Sborgis, Farri, & Tin: Some of the schools you can find in Mandril. Elitas attended Sborgis and was a teacher there for a bit.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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alrighty so I am working on the final requests from a month ago…. Now is a good time to send Asks in of YOUR women transformers!! They can be from any cont, any time period, and of any level of obscurity!
Wanna see a character SO OBSCURE she’s never received a visual design before? Send her over! Wanna see a sloppy Arcee recolor get her own unique design and alt mode?? Send!!! Wanna see another popular character get one more piece of rep? Send her over, I don’t discriminate! Make sure ya send in an Ask into my inbox so I don’t lose any requests!
(There are over twenty characters drawn so far! Congrats y’all! Anyway, because they are being worked on and/or are already planned, please do not send requests for: Firestar, Maxima, Thunderblast, Flare-Up, and Blackarachnia. If ya wanna see everyone drawn so far, please check the WFCa tag right below ;] )
