PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
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shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom

$LAYYYTER

cherry valley forever
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so. the warden can literally smell you huh
THE WARDEN CAN FUCKING SMELL YOU?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IT CAN HEAR YOU AND IT CAN SNIFF YOU OUT, THAT’S TERRIFYING
angeldust is only fuckable to the 9 year olds who think liking hazbin is ' UWU QUIRKY '
hey ur icon is brandon rogers right? doesn't he voice the main character in helluvaboss
yes that is brandon rogers and yes he voices blitzo, one of the main characters in hellova boss
If able-bodied people would stop trying to pressure me into being happy about negative test results I would really appreciate it.
(for those who may not understand: a lot of the time when you have a chronic illness you go through several rounds of testing for various things before figuring out what’s wrong. getting a negative result means you have to keep looking for the problem and still don’t have a way to treat your condition. so when you keep hearing doctors say “everything looks fine!” it gets exhausting really fast because that means you still have no answers)

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people should not be able to pay judges for release
hmm. i wonder what they will do for the the fourth of July since it's raining and they cant do the fireworks
oh cool they're letting us stay later, I'm going to go as deep into the pit as i can
BY TALOS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!
Ohoho now let's get into this shit, shall we? Time for some numbers!
Estimates actually put the death toll between 30 to 60 percent of the European population, there were so many dead and so much variation from area to area you can't accurately estimate how many it really was
People who got infected by the "Black Death" were to 80% dead within 3 to 5 days, the population was reduced so dramatically that it took between 80 to 150 years to regrow to where it was before, varying from location to location
Some places were almost entirely depopulated. Over 60% of Norway died within two years, China's population was reduced from around 125 million to 65 million in the late 14th century, at its peak Damascus reported around 1000 dead every day, between 75 and 200 million people died overall in a time where the world population didn't even reach 500 million.
And let's not even get into the persecution the Jewish had to face. No wait, let's do that actually. "The Jews are poisoning our wells" was something people liked to say because they couldn't think of anything else and hey, why not blame the Jewish? The Jewish communities in Mainz and Cologne were completely annihilated (not a lot of character development happening in Germany, hmm) and about 2000 more people were killed in the Strasbourg massacre. Simply because they couldn't figure out where the disease came from and hated the Jewish enough to blame them without evidence
Fun fact, the word quarantine originated in the time of the first global outbreak. It comes from the Italian word for 40, which was the period of time people were isolated if they came from infected areas.
The world didn't survive the Black Death, too many people died for the disease to spread effectively
And then it came back several more times, including two more major pandemics and many more outbreaks. The most deadly one in modern times was, buckle up, 2017 in Madagascar where it killed 170 people and thousands more were infected.
Now, before someone starts worrying, here's the good news: thanks to modern medicine the fatality rate was pushed down to around 10%. I think we can all agree significantly better than before.
So next time someone says "the plague went away without vaccines", now you have numbers. Have fun.
i love my mutuals who just come on here to complain
this image made me audibly go HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
we gotta stop abortion so more people can die in wars
Baby war 2

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"Loki is queerbaiting" yeah i agree, it's fucked up that Marvel assured fans that Loki being nonbinary/genderfluid (as he is in the comics) would show up and be relevant to the tv show, and then they just didn't mention it or do anything with it, which is horrifically misleading especially to trans and non-binary fa-- oh? sorry? what now? you're talking about how you wholesale invented a romantic tension between Tom Hiddleston and Owen Wilson and then got mad when they obviously didn't kiss, even though both Loki and his actual love interest are both canonically openly bi? ah. i see. you don't mean "queerbaiting" you mean "i have to apply a shipping lens to literally any two white men i see"
i see similar arguments in the good omens fandom, except that good omens actually delivered. it has nonbinary characters that use they/them pronouns, angels and demons that are gnc in whatever way you like to interpret that. genderfluid crowley? trans beelzebub? nonbinary gabriel? it's up to you! they don't use specific labels and they don't have to! gender and presentation are topics that are explored casually in the show without making a big deal of it and having to slap a label on everything. thats a good thing!!!
oh but the two protags played by white men don't kiss so clearly it's queerbaiting 🙄
chosen by god for the special mission of being a bloke who does fuck all
women will be like ‘i know a place’ then take you out into the woods for a dionysian ritual and tear your limbs from your body
Fuck you nurse Becky
evil trans crime, going to the pronoun bank and stealing all the fucked up little pronouns

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when people are like “oh so you’re just gonna judge someone for their political beliefs?” yes actually. I think someone’s values and opinions is a pretty reasonable thing to judge them for.
where are all the creachures of the fucking night -_-…
did you forget to bring treats and pspspsps