"sans guy"

it's not that any comments he does make have any real bite to them in the first place. none of it ever feels malicious, not even when he was teasing templeton for having a crush on cate. it felt more akin to playful teasing than any attempt at vicious mockery. no different to something mitchell would say even supported by the fact he agreed and joined in. if anything he seems to treat being a bully as some weird nine to five he clocks in and out of.

whenever he gets a chance to be antagonist on his own accord he just doesn't take it. he doesn't torment abercrombie. he just offers him to a game of checkers and the worst thing he ever does in his body is make him spit out mediocre rap. he doesn't bat an eyelid at all the times mitchell has mocked him to his face. during the schools chess tournament he doesn't belittle his visibly nerdy opponent and instead tries to play along despite knowing nothing about the game.

First, main trio

Mitchell: AroAce (he/they)

Becky: Pansexual (she/her)

Templeton: Bisexual (he/they/it)

Next, the GOATs (bully trio + Gazza and Donald cus I consider them part of it too)

Lucas: Gay, Polyamorous (he/him)

Tyson: Bisexual, Polyamorous (he/him)

Bishop: Trans (FtM), Gay, Polyamorous (he/they/we)

Gazza: Non-Binary, Demisexual (they/them)

Donald: Gay, Demisexual (he/they)

Also ship chart for the bullies (+ Gazza and Donald)

He's romantically attracted to the school electric generator [aka Genny] and has a lawnmower ex girlfriend [specifically the one you drive according to the book that confirms it]

Did one of my quick one way doodles, with Bishop from Strange Hill High!! Been binge watching the show so I decided to do another doodle of one of these guys:))

This one way doodle consists of crayons, highlighter, sharpie, expo markers and regular printer paper

Extra info on what I call a one way doodle::

Jade: do you want me to buy draculaura for you and you can pay me back?

F-Tier: Dawnguard Rune, Orcish, Ebony

These are far too pointy and lack weight. Especially Dawnguard Rune. I enjoy the elegant cylindrical head, but it's giving aluminum. The Ebony Warhammer is actually quite ugly and inelegant, and the Orcish Warhammer has such a large mouth that it's no good for whacking at all. BAD.

D-Tier: Iron, Steel, Dwarven

Mhm, mhm, yes yes. Much more solid here, however, both steel and iron are still far too pointy. Dwarven is perfect for cudgeling, however, it unfortunately looks too small and lacks weight. 0/10 would not whack it.

C-Tier: Nordic, Daedric, Glass, Elven

A truly reprehensible level of pointy, however, these hammers clearly have some weight to them and can WHACK. I especially feel that the Elven Warhammer would be excellent for whacking.

B-Tier: Volendrung, Champion's Cudgel, Ancient Nord Warhammer

Volendrung could feasibly be S tier but they overdesigned it and made it fucking POINTY. Solid whack but NO POINTY.

Champion's Cudgel is pointy done correctly. Love the tenderizer. But not higher because I don't like the looks of that head weld.

Ancient Nord Warhammer is one solid whack, however I doubt its structural integrity, I do feel that the handle may snap.

A-Tier: Dragonbone

NOW THAT'S A SOLID WHACK. Idk why it has a little keychain holder but sure. Who tf is gonna run up on the guy with a dragon hip bone hammer? Structurally solid. Based. Nice quality welds. If you're using any hammer below this tier, kill yourself.

S-Tier: Stahlrim Warhammer

This is the SINGLE GREATEST WEAPON IN SKYRIM. THIS IS A GIANT PIECE OF ICE ROCK ATTACHED TO A HANDLE. WHACK. WHACK WHACK. WHACK WHACK. 10/10 WOULD FUCKING WHACK.