Growth

Billy ray virus

achy breaky heart disease

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

I know in school they often teach us that ‘I don’t know’ is the worst possible answer and that you are better off making your best guess than admitting ignorance, but that’s because the educational system is a dumpster fire, and this is a habit that it pays to un-learn.

the moon controlling the tides sounds like something out of a fantasy novel and yet…there she is…doing That…every day…

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

you ever just say fuck it and put your dick on the grill?

This is very gay

that’s called a lesbian awakening

I’m a gay man and this made me a lesbian

this.. this just an advert for lesbians

Look at this

i miss the 90s i was barely conscious and had no responsibilities

This post was written by the frog 

Kafka drank one of these every morning

mike’s hard chamomile tea