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holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME

few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….

i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY

last time i wished to go to the 1989 world tour and it worked. this time i wish for good grades for the rest of my life. tyvm

"but the text never explicitly stated it!!!" hey, so that's actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

It's always ethical to steal from Nestle.

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

I've been using this fantasy to relax myself since I was 16

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

@supreme-leader-stoat

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

call me corny, but getting to see taylor this smiley and happy in both her career and her relationship is making me all emotional. like idk about you guys, but it’s just really delightful to see her this unfiltered and comfortable in a public-facing space, especially knowing her past fears and trust issues surrounding interviews. i’m just ecstatic for her.