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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.
I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”
I LOVE THIS!!!!
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
I’m bringing back the REAL post. For those of you who care enough about how body image issues effect BOTH MEN AND WOMEN and how ignoring men with eating disorders or who have depression or deep insecurities because of their body image is not just ignorant, but it’s horribly insulting. Making fun of this post means you are telling men who feel degraded that they should feel bad about themselves and that they don’t mean anything. For everyone who reblogged the posts that made fun of this original post, shame on you. I’m very disappointed. Please share the original because this is an important issue.
Also raised to my attention is I neglected to add people of color to this post, I am sorry for my negligence so I shall add bonus images here of unrealistic expectations for men of every race, I chose Men’s Health Magazine because it’s extremely popular in telling men how to look:
No, guys, you don’t understand. I just got so relieved seeing this original post again that I nearly cried.
Bless the blog that brought the original back!
Here’s the original post without some of you asshats changing the pictures
This is actually the VERY FIRST TIME I’ve seen the original post, which goes to show how quickly people turned it into a joke. I confess that I did laugh at some of the absurd replacement images in the other versions, and I feel guilty for that now because I, like many, was missing an extremely important message.
To all of my male followers who struggle with self-esteem: I support you too. Even though I’m really quiet and have a bad habit of going weeks or months without posting, I WILL be there for you if you come to me wanting to talk or just vent. That’s a promise.
Another thing to note that in all, ALL, of those pictures the men are actively flexing. And often such defenition for shoots is exaggerated by dehydration, airbrushing and photoshopping. That chiseled look isn’t a look you can acheive at rest without literal implants. Here are 2 examples of flexed vs relaxed:
And you know what? Dollars to doughnuts none of the above muscular looking guys are as strong as these men:
These are strongmen. These are the bodies of men that train for strength, not defenition. These guys can practically lift cars and drag trains.
So men of the world that get depressed about not looking like you just stepped off a magazine cover, relax. You don’t have to look like that. You are handsome, beautiful and fantastic the way you are.
To all my beautiful boys <3 Please read and heed. You’re amazing, and you don’t have to look any particular way. This goes for transboys too. You’re handsome no matter what!!!
This is so important!! Like my dad looks fat but he’s mostly super strong
its posts like this that make me wanna keep on living and still feel a little good about myself
6 pack abs are out, viking/barbarian bodies are in
I don’t think I’ve seen the bad version of this post ever
a lot of ridiculing how ‘fragile’ and ‘sensitive’ men are for daring to complain about the double standard. further going to say that all men who dont look like the hot models just aren’t trying, that a man getting that figure isnt as difficult as a woman getting to be a ‘size 2′ eccetera that men arent supposed to feel self concious when media has a binary of either extremely high standard hot guys with no body hair, extremely lean chiseled muscles you only get from being deeply dehydrated combined with camera tricks; or fat schlubs who should be publicly ridiculed for daring to have body hair and their poor life choice of balding. those are the only two options to be a man… oh, and pencil necked nerd who somehow gets ridiculed for ugly AND for being thin AND ridiculed for being smart under the assumption any intelligence will only be used in antisocial misogynist ways note how rarely you see body hair on men in media unless theyre hugh jackman, not even in the list of ‘this is what real men look like’ replies above, its that stigmatized. not even homer simpson, shrek, or peter griffin have body hair and their intended design was supposed to be unattractive, giving them body hair would push it too far into unlikable. a thing that real men have no control over and just happens because testosterone exists is considered too grossly cartoonishly unattractive for shrek
the litmus test here would be ‘if you swapped the gender pronouns does it sound bad’? would it be okay to ridicule women for being upset that media is only full of very thin post-plastic-surgery models with 24 inch waists and impeccable hair? weve as a society largely agreed that needs to stop for the last 20 years and somehow the problem still clings to life in the executive offices who decide who gets cast as what.
would it be okay to treat women the way men are in the situation ive outlined? specifically making fun of them for having body hair, balding, having a double chin- and not just making fun of it but in whatever media this is featured in clearly state that making fun of them is publicly acceptable for even perfect strangers and in any social setting as media clearly says ‘lets all announce loudly to the bald hairy man that his life is depressing cruel irony as if he didnt already know’ the sentiment here is that if a child calls a woman ugly everyone gasps and hurries to scold them for how unacceptable that is, and yes thats very rude and people should teach children to not do that. however a child calls a man ugly instead of scolding the child we all go ‘yeah hes a repugnant goblin’, join in with laughing, then scold the man for feeling hurt
Telling anyone they need to look a certain way to have value is bad. Absolutely agree.
The difference is that the body goal for men is to be strong, while the body goal for women is to be weak.
Both can be bad for mentally, but one is much worse physically.
*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.
this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed
so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb
Theres even more beyond eye of newt
no wonder my potions never work the way they should

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I sent a letter today - something I haven’t done for years
It’s full of plastic bread clips
It’s for Science
At the risk of loosing some mystery, I think I should add some context:
There’s this website-I mean, scientific organization called the Holotypic Occlupanid Reasurch Group.
They are a group of abiologists who study and classify Bread clips.
I found a species that has not yet been described:
Yay for citizen science 👍
wtf?
Update:
Apparently HORG is widely appreciated by pediatricians since knowing exactly what kind of Occlupanid a child may have swallowed makes removing it safely much easier
HOLY SHIT HORG IS BACK ON MY DASH!!! Also I’m so glad that they help pediatricians, that’s very nice.
I want to know all about this, and also what kingdom of taxonomy Occlupanids are in. Also I just got the meaning of Occlupanid.
occlu–to close pan–bread Occlupanid = a specimen of “bread-closers”
EDIT: I am now reading their website, and:
Class Occlupanida (Occlu=to close, pan= bread) are placed under the Kingdom Microsynthera, of the Phylum Plasticae. Occlupanids share phylum Plasticae with “45” record holders, plastic juice caps, and other often ignored small plastic objects.
microsynthera would be small manmade items. this implies a kingdom macrosynthera, of larger manmade items. i want to see a full taxonomic tree. Also, I want to say that the difference between macro and micro is whether it’s bigger or smaller than a breadbox, but based on the above, small soda bottles would be macro, so probably not, sadly.
Hilda by Duane Bryers
More Hilda!!
in this family we love and support Hilda.
Yes! Hilda!
What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.
I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day
I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy
On April 13, 1985, Danuta Danielsson - a Jewish-Polish woman whose mother was taken to a concentration camp in WWII - hit a local neonazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.
Update: The neonazis were subsequently expelled from the city, and a statue was erected in her honor.
This week 34 years ago, Danuta Danielsson demonstrated how much respect fascists deserve.

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Yeah, this.
I’m a queer woman who stopped trying to get dates at gay bars because of Katy Perry and straight women.
See, I’d found this girl I liked at a gay bar. She was cute, she was funny, I bought her a drink, we danced, I kissed her, I asked for her phone number–
–and she said “what, you think I’m some kind of fag?”
Katy Perry normalized the whole “kissing girls ‘just to try it’” thing, and I got harassed in what was supposed to be my safe space as a result.
And to make matters worse?
When I first talked about it here on Tumblr many years ago, I was accused by a bunch of straight girls of being predatory because I felt it wasn’t fair of her to do this. Note that my problem wasn’t with her not giving me her phone number–it was with suddenly being called a fag in a place where that kind of language isn’t okay.
So yeah, fuck straight people in queer spaces who decided to come there for their own entertainment rather than to be good allies to the community.
Oh dear
Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.
Why not?
This could be neat
very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety
u are divine & please be careful
…ah.
that tiny frog has a heart and a brain and a stomach and lungs and a spine and it’s so small
i am all of them

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This youtuber got herself braids a few weeks ago and got so many comments on how and why it was wrong. She educated herself and even made a research on the history of braids, dreads and cornrows.
She posted a video where she removes her braids and explains to other Korean people the importance of these hairstyles. She’s a good example of how someone can learn from their mistakes and spread awareness.
Don’t hate on people who ignorantly appropriate cultures. Try to educate them with facts!!
and THIS is how u grow! this is allyship!
Dumbo may have gotten bad reviews as a movie, but it got great reviews as a way to artificially extend the copyright of a nearly 80-year-old property, which is the whole point of the Disney remakes.
Ah, now it makes more sense.