Tú Papi Pingüino

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

:/

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

I was crying throwing up laughing for like an hour nobody believes him

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

17 years ago

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh