teahoney ♡

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

Fuck I thought this was real

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Fuck you goat man

Kids are really like this

he hit that shit!!!

go baby go!

This generation has my full faith

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

I think about this everyday

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

does this person wear jeans to bed or are they taking an extra few seconds to put jeans on, get a little dressed up, to let their cat into their room

So funny.

@mostlycatsmostly

Holy shit