dominick luhr

This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool

the radical left will try to convince you that you can't impregnate your cis boyfriend; these are lies and slander being spread to undermine our great democracy

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

you have a God complex, I have a thog complex. don’t caare

not gonna say it again

cannot believe twitter libs are whining that protesting outside Kavanaugh's house is iNcOnSiDeRaTe To HiS nEiGhBoRs. if you live nextdoor to Brett fucking Kavanaugh and you're not shitting on his porch or at least throwing eggs at his house every day you're wasting your life.

It was, in fact, his neighbors who organized the protest.

fucking superb you funky little neighbors

at work today i helped a guy who stopped mid order and said “ah i have to take my hat off im speaking to a pretty lady” and then when he finished i was like cool can i get anything else for you and he was like “no but thank you son :-)” which was probably the funniest no homo i have ever bore witness to