Lab Reports

I've been wanting to get a water jug to put in my fridge so I can have cold water this summer and tell me why there aren't stainless steel water pitchers with some sort of lid. You're telling me there's no market for this??? I just want like the classic plastic water jug but in a non plastic option that won't weigh 1000lbs cause it's glass. Why are all the metal options without a fucking lid. You can't make me buy this off of Amazon they should just have this at a Canadian Tire

Started taking up dog as a replacement for dude all the time because it feels my gender neutral maybe it isn't but I think it makes me sound like someone's white dad who's trying to be hip with the kids which makes life feel more fun

Can't believe I've only got enough rubber to make like two more stamps. I really went crazy with this shit fast

There's something so special about being able to fall asleep to a tv that is one thing without fail will put me into a lull. What is it that is so hypnotizing about this magic picture box that throws me as an ape into the perfect slumber. Being the first guy to be able to fall asleep to a TV must've been so wonderful

Hot sleeper W my waffle weave blanket is sensory fucking heaven I love the texture so much

The way I've been so nervous about driving cause I haven't since September but I fucking LOCKED IN to drop off a turtle someone hit near me :(