BERNESE MOUNTAIN GOAT

@bernesemountaingoat

links: aesthetic/memes, woods/moss, gw2, artblog, weaving/crafty stuff, insta. - my dogs are Sausage 🌭 (Pølsa) (♀, 2012-2018) & Mango 🥭 (♀, 2017-2025), Cloudberry 🍊 (Molte) (♀, 2025-) - pls Don't use my dogs for icons, faceclaims for roleplay etc, or repost my photos without link&credit. Feel free to use any pics of them as pose/anatomy refs for drawing, i don't mind :-) - 30s/norwegian/autistic/LIMA cookie trainer - i support sustainable whaling, and other "atypical" animals as food - pls show urself out if u are a little wanker who thinks US animal husbandry practices etc are The Only Right Way

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1.5yrs and 60°c apart

#29 degrees in the fucking mountains 🫩#little mango #molte buppy

dykescully

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

dykescully

big dog he's an island :)

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This big dog he’s an island is joyful and whimsical!

#molte buppy #norwegian buhund #spitzes

kangals

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

kangals

HI HI HI HI

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bookworm

#molte buppy #great book btw #it's about the salmon industry

cabin life appears to agree with her

#molte buppy

see her run:

now see her

sniff. 🐽

#molte buppy #on our way back we spooked a bird right in front of us but she listened to the second haw #& accepted running haw-wise away as a reward instead of chasing it 👍

brighthounds

I was getting ready to take the dogs to the preserve and suddenly got dizzy and nauseous and had to lie down so Florence joined me

sacred-portal

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taurzza

Fall spear, into the dark, into the soft, and might echoing

asked my dad if we can stay at his decrepit old cabin in the mountains while it's 30+ degrees here and he's like yes of course!!! however ☝️ to be careful because:

the entryway is mid-divorce from the rest of the cabin

the roof leaks directly into the main bedroom

the toilet is a little broken but should be usable; if not there's the old outhouse

power may or may not work

you may or may not be able to access the bluetooth app for accessing the power

bring drinking water because the generator needed for the water pump may or may not work

(long description of specific rituals needed to make the generator work)

if you have questions you can't call him bc there's no reception

#not dogs #will there be fuel in the generator? whomst to say #nye weekend at the cabin a few years ago there wasn't and he didn't warn us. it was -30c 💕

whitefireprincess

Karen Cantuq

creekfiend

chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw

creekfiend

the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"

trans-girl-nausicaa

@pitbolshevik Dog potion.

#lmaooo #dog exorcism potion....

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thebibliosphere

I am down with a migraine. Very dizzy. Expressed a desire for potato chips because I thought the salt might help.

Holly Mop who was beside me in bed got up and trotted into my office. Came back into the bedroom and very daintily spat out a single potato chip.

Which has revealed two things:

A) that she does understand more of what I’m saying, and in true Shih Tzu fashion,chooses not to listen and

B) there’s a stash of stale potato chips somewhere in my office I’ll need to find tomorrow.

Emphasis on tomorrow

I’ve got a Dogtor to cuddle today.

archy-with-a-y

Summer is hot but the flowers are pretty

#30 degrees here today 🫠

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