stay calm and drink tea

#of course they are friends

Penelope: *bats her eyes and waves her fan*

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

I love that she evolved her methods and reached the conclusion that the only way to make her children listen to her is by gaslighting them.

So instead of telling Colin, "You know, I think Penelope Featherington is right for you". She told him, "Oh you're helping your friend get a husband? That's wonderful darling." "Oh you don't want to come to the ball? That's completely fine. It's just a shame that you won't get to see Penelope Featherington get proposed tonight, after all the hard work you did to help her. But what can you do if you're not feeling well, right?"

Inner Colin after the kiss:

Many people know “Groundhog Day” - a 1993 film starring Bill Murray. The plot is well known: TV meteorologist Phil travels to a small town to cover grounhog Phil’s traditional prediction of winter.

He falls into a strange time loop and wakes up over and over again on the same day. So why does the hero manage to wake up at the end the next day? Is it about the healing power of love?

I think not.

Phil’s character goes through 10 different behavioral stages that allow him to accept Death and Life, and this work on himself ensures him a happy ending.

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"