yeehaw

just had a dream I got a computer virus that took the form of a rampaging pixelated gorilla that immediately began to wreak havok across my screen

i didn't know what bonzibuddy was before today. so you're telling me theres a pre-existing waking world desktop malware gorilla but I somehow happened to dream about a separate distinct desktop malware gorilla

everyones always slurping and gulping so loud when they eat watermelon like theyre fighting for their lives to swallow it. come on its not that bad

🎶

You are my hero for finding this

My favorite thing about this was the reply where they said she should hose herself down every night in the same clothes and stand outside the window of Janes house

that last one made me spit out my tea 

Sword w cellphone charms