"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

not all ships are For wanting them to be in a happy healthy relationship together. sometimes shipping two characters means you want them to be erotically obsessed with each other and become entwined in a mutually toxic love affair for a few months and then horrifically break each other's hearts and never speak again. sometimes you want them to be codependent best friends with enough repression to explode a submarine who only make out/have sex when they're at their worst. sometimes you want them to pine after each other for years, never say anything, and then die. sometimes you want them to kill each other. this, too, is shipping

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

did you know the cops once found a fully functioning movie theater with a well-stocked bar inside the catacombs and they when they tried to go back later to formally investigate it was completely emptied out save for a note that read "don't search for us"

Underground french cinema

A little update! My little bro is now my little sister. Please don't misgender her :)

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

If we think about it, it’s so obvious and normal for Regina to fall for Emma. Like this poor girl has been manipulated and abused by everyone in her life, especially her mother and Rumple and the only glimpse of love she had was with Daniel as a teenager. A guy who wanted her to be happy and ready to run away with her so she can be free. And now there’s this blonde woman who she thought was going to kill her but instead, keep protecting her, fighting for her and with her, make her magic stronger. Someone’s who’s not afraid of her and actually make an effort to understand her and trust her and is the mother of her son… like obviously Regina would fall for her ! It’s the first time someone actually care about her and is there for her just as Regina and not want anything else from her. Not making her fall in love with Emma feel so inaccurate somehow.

I think what's wrong with me is that my dad loved making boiled peanuts but when you say "boiled peanuts" in a thick Mississippi Delta accent it sounds like "bald penis" and we were forbidden from acknowledging that

This gentleman has spelled peanuts three different ways on his stall.

One of these rolls up to the parking lot by the Dollar Tree, Goodwill, and Aaron's every summer. Just down the road from the sno-ball truck by the outdoor roller-skating rink (location, location, location). Brave soul to drive up to a yankee state like Missouri to sell bald penis, but we are appreciative 🤣

It is a universals of the South: If something on the sign is spelled wrong, the food will be the best you've ever had.

[ID: Photo of a hot boiled peanuts stall built out of a trailer hauled by a truck. "Hot Boiled Peanuts" is written on the stall three times, with "peanuts" spelled "peanuts", "penuts", and "p-nuts". /end ID]

I WANT TO TRY BALD PENIS SO BAD NOW!!!

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids