love and let live

okay first of all unclench your jaw

It must be rough being Rumplestiltskin and knowing that not only did both of your parents spend much more time with the boys they kidnapped (completely unrelatedly and separately to each other, they just had the exact same idea) than they ever did with you, but your own mother refused to name you even when you seemed to be at the developmental stage of holding your head up on your own, and your father named you an insult for no apparent reason because he somehow misconstrued Tiger Lily’s words as saying that you, a baby, killed your mother yourself with a sword or something (because he’s immature and stupid like that). Poor guy, with all of that on top of what happened to Baelfire, I’d turn evil too 😭.

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

translator's note: in america, "seek shelter immediately" means "go outside and stand on the porch"

The bugs one bcs I'm immune compromised and bugs carry diseases 👍

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges