The Blog Without a Cool Acronym

being a trans guy is great because you get all the negative effects of being a woman in a patriarchial society and all the negative effects of being a man in a patriarchal society

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

Armor is the thinking woman’s lingerie

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

like to charge reblog to cast tbh

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

wow that’s really cool. Do you mind if i get soul-crushingly sad for a moment

fuuuucck you guys I'm so done. I stumbled when bringing my knight's armour over as I prepped him for a tourney and when I dropped his platemail it was really loud and I was embarrassed and accidentally blurted out "oopsie daisy" before I bent down to pick everything up.... he was so quiet after that ughhhh it's so over. I'll be lucky if I keep my squire position but tbh he might just kill me when the tourney's over

HE WON...... every combatant had to be dragged off the pitch at the end of each match..... pray for me

false alarm it turns out he was just reeeeally horny. apparently he thought the oopsie daisy thing was endearing (though he did also call me a clumsy fool) and. well. I guess he melees really well when he's massively turned on. he told me all that while he had me pinned on the grass in our tourney tent to fuck me raw still covered in blood and sweat and half-dressed in his armour and using his banner to gag me cause I couldn't keep quiet and he couldn't wait. soooo a pretty big W for me actually