Anyway, Here's Wonderwall

fuck this fuck you clicks on you in task manager and hits end task

I mean yeah I carry a sadness that exhausts my will to live like a leach on my heart but I’m basically fine

acid reflux is caused by evil spirits trying to deprive you of energy by making it painful to consume essential foods such as burger and coca cola. you must push through the pain or you'll never be strong enough to defeat them

i hope president biden kills himself today

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

having to come to terms with the fact that love is not an everlasting performance in which you attempt to retain the attention of your significant other but rather a release of control and putting faith into them and trusting them to choose to stay with you no matter what you have to offer

to love and be loved is to rest

“what that mouth do” speak falsehoods mostly, but lately i’ve also been really getting into blaspheming before god,

my biggest nitpick with Elden Ring so far is that sometimes the death animation feels like it takes an eternity

Hey

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit