Instant pop?
So. If I put enough pop rocks in water, I make carbonated sweet water; what is carbonated sweet water but a pop?
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Instant pop?
So. If I put enough pop rocks in water, I make carbonated sweet water; what is carbonated sweet water but a pop?

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Ok I've had enough. Kon does not mean abomination. It never did. I totally get why people think that, but it was a New 52 retcon. So like the rest of New 52 let's please ignore it. And I propose something else.Â
Some names have lost their direct meaning over time, like Finn no longer means fair or Hannah no longer means favour.Â
So in an older Kryptonian dialect, Kon means gift.Â
Kal gave him the name. A new member of a functionally extinct race of people. A new member of a dead house.Â
Kon El translates to Gift to the House of El.
cute, I like it.
Shattering Mirror - Chapter 15 sneak peek
Tim has to learn how to roller skate for a mission, that's- yeah that's the context...
Over the next couple days, Tim's roller skating skills rapidly improved, their determination fueling their progress. Hours upon hours were spent in the mobility gym, with the sounds of wheels rolling across the polished floor echoing throughout. They started by perfecting the basics: maintaining balance, gaining speed, and turning with precision. Each repetition brought greater control and confidence and a rush of adrenaline they hadnât realised theyâd been missing. An excited grin grew tugged loose their lips as all the responsibility hushed quiet at the back of their mind.
As the sun rose and set, they soon incorporated agility exercises, deftly weaving through obstacle courses, ricocheting off inclines and performing daring acrobatic maneuvers on skates. Their body moved with grace and purpose, adapting to the newfound challenges.Â
With a firm grasp on movement, Tim advanced to wielding various weapons. Swords sliced through the air, and bo staffs spun with deadly accuracy as they honed their skills, seamlessly blending martial prowess with the fluidity of skating.
Finally, sparring sessions with Kon put Tim's abilities to the test. Blows were exchanged, and strategies were refined, all while balancing precariously on their skates. Through trial and error, Tim quickly adapted and before the hour was up theyâd successfully kicked Kryptonian butt to Jupiter and back. As Kon glared at them from the floor, they snickered with a slight feeling of pride.
âHey,â Kon pouted, taking their hand to help him to his feet, â donât get cocky, I got you like twice today,âÂ
Humming non committedly in reply, Tim didnât point out that it was 2/37, because really who was counting? Instead, they checked the time, finding only 4 minutes until they had to be across the mountain for the final mission briefing.
A playful smile slid on their face as they powered off the combat sensors for training. âHey Kon,â They readied themself, angling toward the door. âRace ya,âÂ
And then Tim was out the door, speeding down the halls and leaving Kon spluttering behind them. Cackling and knowing they had mere seconds until Kon was on their tail, Tim used every shortcut they could think of and closed every door in Konâs way.
Rounding a corner they got to a long hallway with Arsonal and Green Arrow, arguing and blocking the way. With their speed, Tim made a quick calculation as inspiration struck; Kon would win otherwise, and they were âmaybe, debatablyâ competitive so with Newton on their side Tim gave it a shot.Â
They built up speed, and jumpedâ bracing their legs on the walls in a spilt they pointed their toes at and incline. And like holding their hand out in the wind, they rose to the ceiling âsoaring over the two screeching heroes belowâ before they tilted down to build back speed and rocketed down the hall; using their momentum to launch off another wall and change direction around the next corner.
They could hear Kon gaining on them as the entryway to the briefing room glowed a blue light down the dimly lit hallway. With a straight shot, they left an opening for Kon, reaching for their bow staff. They hooked it in the pocket of Konâs leather jacket when he passed, slingshotting themself into the room and across the finish line.
At the crazy speed of flying Kryptonian and then some, Tim was forced to jump the meeting table even as they skidded to a stop.Â
The room fell into a stunned silence as the squeal of Timâs rubber wheels echoed off the walls. Nightwing's domino eyes widened momentarily before a smirk appeared on his face. "Looks like you had fun," he commented, amusement clear in his voice. âAnd you were complainingâŚâ Tim couldn't help but return the smile with a shrug, still breathless from the exhilarating race.
Batman looked at Tim like they were the reason he was getting gray hair, giving Tim a long, suffering sigh as he gestured for them to take a seat. âIâm going to have to ban roller skates as well as skateboards in the manor.â He clicked, glaring at Dick who shrugged in response.
"We have a debriefing to start. Take your seats." He ordered, sweeping his cape in a tired way that meant Bruce was questioning why he ever had children.
Tim felt a wave of adrenaline ebb away, replaced with the familiar focus that came with the task at hand. They carefully maneuvered around the table, taking a seat beside their fellow teammates. Kon, red-faced and trying to hide a grin, settled into a chair next to Tim and Bart was vibrating in his chair on Timâs otherside.
As everyone settled, Batman stood at the head of the table, his commanding presence filling the room. "Now that we're all here," he stated, his gaze sweeping across the assembled heroes, "let'sâ
Green Arrow burst into the room, giving Tim a haunted expression. âBatman! I think that oneâs possessedâ He accused pointing a finger, cupping his hand in a way that seemed to make him think Tim couldnât hear he added in a whispering tone â...It can flyâ
Bruce gave Tim a flat look that said âwhy are you like this?â and Tim answered with an innocent shrug.
Saw someone wondering about how the buildings in gotham are chipped from years of the bats grappling everywhere and am now imagining
- the bats swing around all the time but in certain areas they tend to parkour instead of grapple
- after a couple of them have close calls of falling, gothamites realise its bc the buildings are too weak in places to use the hooks safely anymore
- in starts in one neighborhood but quickly spreads throughout gotham; people get into the habit of checking their roofs for chips and cracks and start painting them
- different places do it different ways, some people use bright neon colours, an apartment block keeps a tin of glow-in-the-dark paint in the rooftop garden for anyone to use, one children's shelter fills the chips in with glitter glue
- slowly but surely the gotham skyline becomes a starry night with stars of paint and colour, marking the weakpoints so they can be seen even in the darkest of the city's nights
headcanon accepted omg!!!!!
Just found out in the Romani language Kon means who but in Kryptonian it is a slur for clones that translates to abomination
So just imagine this
Tim: This is my teammate Superboy or Kon-El
Kon: Wassup
Dick: So his name translates to who�
Tim: No. His name is a Kryptonian slur for clones that translates to âabominationâ
Dick: OH MY GOD THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE
Kon: YepâŚ
OH MY GOD!
Who decided this? Which person, when designing Kon's character was like 'you know what's a great idea: making his name a slur in his own language'. I just. I have questions.

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riiiiiiggggghhhhtttt
Who cares about cannon? Shipping's for fun, and DC doesn't even have consistent cannon in itself.
Damian walks up for the first time in his brand new school , his teacher by his side, he watches the other children playing. They run after each other and grab shoulders and arms.
"ADOPTED !" Yells one boy.
Quite suprise, Damian asks:
"What are they playing ?"
The teacher cringes hard but finds no good way to say it.
"Ehm....Bruce Wayne and the orphans...?"
Ah, the classic childhood game. I'm sure every one of these kids will become well adjusted adults.
Shattering Mirror -Chapter 14 sneak peek
His eyelids fluttered open, squinting against the harsh, artificial brightness of the sun lamp overhead. The light created sharp contrasts, casting Redâs unblinking domino stark against the sterile white of the infirmary. Kon's head was nestled against Redâs chest, he could feel the warmth from their laptop from where it whurred on his back. There was a trace smell of salt water in the air mixing with something more sour. He couldnât pinpoint when Red had stopped typing but the sounds of keys no longer filled the now too quiet infirmary.
The infirmary where Kon was laying in nothing but his Batman boxers, cuddled up to Red Robin.
As soon as Kon could comprehend what was happening, embarrassment flooded his mind. He jerked back as fuzzy memories of begging Red to stay warmed his ears. He wanted to die.
âHold still.â Red tutted, adjusting tubes that stick out of one side of his body.
Freezing, Kon complied with a complete loss for words. Would have said something profound like âUuuuhhhhâŚ?â while Red leaned over to put down their computer, but his mouth was so dry he just ended up smacking his lips. They slipped out from under him with more grace than he could have managed, quickly filling a cup with water for him.Â
Kon briefly looks for a sheet to cover himself with but only finds one completely tucked into the bed it feels like it was sewn on. He pulls on it with fruitless mortification, hearing returning footsteps he snaps his hands in front of his underwear. Red looks visibly irritated when they come back to see heâs moved to a sitting position. Konâs only response is a shaky embarrassed grin.
âVision normal?â They ask, holding his chin steady as they study his eyes.Â
Fumbling for an answer, he remains slack jawed as they tip his head in a few directions and feel at different parts of his throat.
âKon.â Red stares expectantly.
âI -right -yeah.â He splutters, flinching away when they shine a bright light right in his eye.Â
One hand grips his jaw and the other forces one of his eyes open as Red lectures something about a pupil reflex. Their hand is warm even through the latex glove, and Konâs mind scrambles as Red perches one knee on the bed leaning over him. He can count the worry lines on their face as their hands make micro adjustments in position; gently pushing and feeling their way across his jaw and down his neck.
Every movement of their hands sends warm bubbly tingles through Konâs body. All the air is sucked out of the room and he canât breathe; like his lungs forget how to move. Maybe theyâre frozen like the rest of him under Redâs analytical gaze as their fingers hit his collar bone.
Kryptonite had never made him feel this floaty before. Weird.Â
âKon, are you listening?â Redâs voice drags him down to the mortifying present. Their hand cups his jaw more gently this time as they tilt his face to look at theirs. âAre you struggling with hearing?â
âIâm- no.â Kon gestures to the water on the table to give himself a second. Heâs surprised when instead of handing it to him Red sits next to him and brings it to his lips. The cool water does little help as heat continues to rush to his face and the hand on his jaw keeps his mouth dry.Â
âJust, canât focus.â He gulps when they pull away the cup.
âYou were pretty out of it earlier.â Hums Red, wiping a drop from his chin with their thumb. The floor drops out from under him, and something in his chest spasms. Their brow unfurrows and their tone softens. âI had asked you to tell me if there was any pain.â
More slowly, they repeat the soft touches down his throat and Kon fights the effects of the Kryptonite to keep his head out of the bubbly fuzz. He makes a noise when thereâs an uncomfortable twinge.
âSwollen lymph nodes.â Red notes moving away from the area. âExpected immune reaction.â
Their fingers hit his collarbone again. His face sizzlies with heat.
âDo you remember what happened?â They ask, nudging his face to look at them again.
âI-â Konâs browâs knit. âWe were fighting Freeze.â He looks down and his hands fold. âI evacuated a building.â Red puts a comforting hand over his, humming in agreement.Â
âThen what?â They urge, tone like honey.
âI went to- to check on someoneâ He continues as he grasps at foggy memories. His voice falters slightly. âA boy, saying he was dyingâŚâ
The worry made way for confusion as the next memory resurfaced. âThen he stabbed me?â
This.
Chapter 13 Shattering Mirror; Seeing you on the Other Side
Finished fleshing out the outline for this chapter, time to start writing! Oh, do I have time to do this?
*Pushes work off of desk*
Yup totally :D
(deadlines can't hurt me if I never look at the calendar)

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Selina: *sees contact named âLove of My Lifeâ in Bruceâs phone*
Selina: Aww.
Selina: Wait, this isnât my number.
Selina: *calls the number*
Other line: This is Batburger. Hello, Mr. Wayne, would you like the usual?
Tim: Everyone is always bringing up when I went rogue, but nobody mentions the time Jason formed a polycule to commit crimes and piss off Bruce-
Shattering Mirror Ch 12 Sneak peek
Tim/Kon - that moment when you commit a B&E as a bonding activity. Ya know, just to cheer up your friend.
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âSuperboy,â Red calls, from where they stand at a small table, âhave you seen the city of Kandor yet?âÂ
Shaking his head Kon floats over to come see what theyâre talking about, when he gets closer he sees what theyâre looking at. Itâs a city in a bottle, what catches his attention is the fact that the city is populated. On the table there are some notes clearly taken by Superman that Red is skimming, they donât seem very happy and Kon understands why as soon as he gets a good look at them; theyâre in Kryptonian.
âWhat does it say?â They demand flipping to the page with yesterday's date.
âUh, December 29th.â Kon reads out, putting on his best posh-Superman impression he can, âThe citizens of Kandor are celebrating a holiday they call Woksnansh. Its origins and purpose are lost on me but theyâve made food that smells different than usual and are burning it. I suspect it has religious origins from this fact alone.â
âHeâs studying them to learn about Kryptonian culture.â Red hums flipping through notes they canât read. âInterestingâŚâ
They inspect the notes for a few moments before looking at the city closely. Kon can hear the bustling of the city now that heâs not tuning out the noise of the world in his mind. The bustling streets are filled with people talking and itâs⌠Kryptonian. Theyâre all speaking in Kryptonian!
A fond smile forms on Konâs face. Suddenly another noise gains his attention: the sound of someone landing in the snow outside.
His eyes snap to the door in fear.Â
Superman was coming.
He turns to tell Red, when they cover his mouth with their hand. Their face full of understanding, like he doesnât have to say it; they got it from his body language alone. Glancing around, Red quickly makes a decision and ducks under the table with the Kandor city on it; dragging Kon with them.Â
Itâs cramped, but they both fit and he watches on as Red fixes the blue table cloth to where it had been before they ducked under the table.Â
Kon can hear the rumble of the door and he can barely breathe. God this was so stupid. What were they thinking? Breaking into the fortress of solitude? Superman could hear them, he had X-ray vision, he could probably smell them if he wanted to.Â
Konâs eyes follow Superman around the room, looking through the table cloth with his own infrared vision. The man bustles around grabbing something off one of the shelves before turning and beginning to head their way. Red isnât breathing as Superman approaches the table theyâre under and Kon follows their lead.
He stands right in front of them, the toe of his shoe poking under the table cloth and Kon hears the scratching of a pen on paper. Red and him press further together so as not to touch the manâs shoe, because there really isnât any room under this dumb table.
Seeming done, Superman takes whatever it was on the shelf and flies out the door. He and Red stay where they are for a few seconds, just to be sure theyâre out of hearing range.Â
Slowly Red crawls out from under the table and Kon follows, letting out a sigh of relief. Seeming to agree, Red lets out a similar sigh and meets Kons eyes under their domino. They stare at each other in disbelief for a second before they both double over in breathless laughter.Â
Here they were: In Supermanâs base, sneaking around and hiding under tables like little kids at a party.
âMon Dieu, that was close,â Sighs Red,Â
âWhy the table?â Kon snorts,
âBecause, if we made noise heâd probably think it was just one of the Kandorians.â They shrug, turning back to the city. âSuper senses means itâs best to hide in a crowd.â
âGood to know thatâs where youâll be when I look for you.â laughs Kon, striding back over to the shelves, there's an empty space but he doesnât remember what was there.Â
They spend another few minutes exploring before Red tells him they should get going before Superman gets back to return whatever he took out of the fortress. Agreeing, Kon takes one last look around, quickly whips out his phone to capture the moment and curses himself for not doing so earlier.Â
He finds a warped crystal as they walk out of the hall, it gives his reflection giant shoulders and a tiny head. He snaps a picture merrily. It only gets better when Red comes to remind him they need to leave, and ends up with large bug-like eyes. He takes a picture of the both of them, cackling as Red all but shoves him out the door. Heâs pretty sure they were smiling.
Thinking about bbs au where Tim talked first.
Tim: so I'm robin
Kon: I'm sorry bu- wait what?
Tim: I'm robin
Tim: what were you going to say?
Kon processing the guy he made out with yesterday is also the teammate he just realised he has a crush on an hour ago and that he was just about to break it off with the guy he made out to ask his crush out so was about to break up with and then immediately ask out the same person: ...nothing.
in the au where tim spoke first, konâs brain would go static for a very long stretch of seconds and he would vaguely consider that he was being pranked (tim somehow? figured out konâs feelings for robin before kon did and is pulling some sort of? joke??) and tim would be like [fond sigh] you like pineapple on your pizza and you and bart are currently tied in your competition to see who can sneak attack me in uniform and the shampoo at the Tower always makes your hair extra fluffy which you only pretend to hate and alsoâ [launches himself right at kon to springboard off konâs shoulder in a patented robin battle-and-also-reaching-tall-cupboards move]
kon: [automatically catching him] okay okay OKAY just hold on iâmâ
tim: [settling on konâs shoulder] sure, yeah, take your time
kon: shut up iâmâyouâreâthe whole time?
tim: unless you think iâm some sort of shapeshifterâ
kon: obviously i know youâre not aâare you. a shapeshifter
tim: if i were a shapeshifter i wouldâve shapeshifted myself taller than bart by now
kon: fair enough. okay. so you. so i. so we.
tim: [nodding] getting there
kon: so thatâs why you were so weird around nightwing
tim: okay, he deserved it
kon: oh my god, i yelled at superman about you. in front of batman and nightwing.
tim: ah. about thatâŚ
kon: and thatâs how youâre friends with red hoodâ
tim: mm, i donât know if iâd go that far
kon: and why superman was so stressed out when you were kidnappedâholy shit. andâ
tim: listen i promise you can ask all the questions you want and iâll be so very thorough and honest about it but if youâre not mad at meâ
kon: iâm not mad, iâm processing
tim: okay great. do you want to maybe make out more while you process
kon:
tim:
kon: yeah that sounds good
For Everyone New to Batfam Fandom
Do all the Robins in fanart look identical to you? Here's how to tell your BatBoys apart:
Dick Grayson: First Robin, oldest. Anything talking about "big brother moment/vibes/energy" is likely Dick. In the height lineup he is second tallest, and his hair has a little swoop off to the side. In incorrect quotes and art he's generally a soft "big bro" character and "innocent" (everyone knows he isn't and it's kind of a meme at this point). Is he wearing blue? Doing gymnastics? Wearing the Nightwing suit? Have a blue speech bubble/text? Blue character line art? Dick Grayson. In his early Robin days he had the least amount of pants.
Jason Todd: Second Robin, second oldest. He's the big boy, the tallest one, absolute tank of a man. He's usually drawn with a white streak in his hair and a bit gruff/scraggly looking. Angy. He's also known as Red Hood/The Red Hood and wears a- you guessed it- full-face red mask. "Has gun" is a staple in a lot of his art. While the other Robins carry staffs, swords, and various bomb weapons, Jason actually invested in a firearm. His fandom-assigned colour is red, so red text, line art, and speech bubbles is Jason. His early Robin suit has slightly more pants than Dick got, but they're still in briefs territory.
Tim Drake: Third Robin, he actually got pants with his robin suit. Depending on the art, he's usually drawn with a sort of crew-cut hairstyle or curtain middle part. Typically drawn as a teenager/younger adult, and third in the height order. Does he look like a little nerd? That's because he is, that's Tim for 'ya. Is the Robin hopelessly sleep deprived, chugging cups of coffee, or hacking the pentagon? Tim Drake! Tim's colour is typically yellow, so text, speech bubbles, etc, you get the idea.
Stephanie Brown: Fourth Robin. The girl one. But seriously, she's blonde, generally a positive influence in art, but is a wild card for all intents and purposes. She's special in that people use her presence in incorrect quotes and art to be either peacekeeping and an angel or a complete agent of chaos, and it can flip flop either way. I've seen her colour be pink, baby blue, and a few other colours. Wears a pretty typical Robin suit.
Damien Wayne: Fifth Robin, Batman's biological son. He's the youngest and smallest, drawn with darker skin and usually short, neat hair. Says "father" instead of dad and talks very formally. Typically a rabid child in most fanart, he wields two swords and is seen threatening violence upon his brothers in art and incorrect quotes. Loves animals and is sometimes drawn with his dog. His Robin suit is mostly black with some yellow highlights, and his domino mask is green instead of black like the other Robins. His colour is green, so green text bubbles, line art, and text are probably Damien.
I'd like to think Gotham's news refers to each robin as such:
Dick: Speedo Robin
Jason: Briefs Robin
Tim: Pants robin
Steph: Girl Robin
Damian: Stabby Robin

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Verbatim a conversation I had with a student once.
timkon but kon flirts relentlessly as a joke and tim finds it irritating till one day timâs had enough and flirts back and kon is dumbfounded