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Tim: it’s not coffee.
Dick: what-
Tim: it’s vodka.
Dick: it’s nine a.m
Tim: You don’t have to go to Wayne Enterpises every day.
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Dick: Every time I see you you have a coffee cup in hand that can’t be healthy, you should really-
Tim: it’s not coffee.
Dick: what-
Tim: it’s vodka.
Dick: it’s nine a.m
Tim: You don’t have to go to Wayne Enterpises every day.

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Tim: So anyways, my boyfriend-
Jason: Woah woah, “boyfriend?”
Tim: What’s that supposed to mean? Come on Jason I thought you were cool don’t tell me-
Jason: Pump the breaks, I’m not homophobic. Just surprised anyone would date you.
Then he meets Bernard and it... It clicks.
Clark: Never have I ever been handcuffed.
Bruce: *drinks*
Clark: You’ve been arrested?
Bruce: That wasn’t the question.
Who do you think has the best backstory?
Bruce
Dick
Barbara
Jason
Cass
Tim
Stephanie
Duke
Damian
Kate
Alfred
Other (Tag)
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The absolute angst of Jason coming back and seeing Tim interacting with Dick and realizing just how close they are. They do stuff together, all the time, stuff Dick never did for Jason no matter how much he begged. He’s put off with it- doesn’t want anything to do with Dick. He died and Dick got a new perfect little brother he actually liked. Hell, he even comes to Sunday Dinner- something not even Alfred could convince him to do when Jason was still alive the first time.
It gets worse as the others show up- Dick showers them with affection. If they question whether they belong or not, it’ll never be because of Dick. No, Tim, Damian, Cass, and Duke will never know the Dick he knew.
But he doesn’t know that the reason Dick tries so hard is because of him. He felt he’d failed Jason- and when he died he left this gaping hole in Dick’s life. So yeah, he shows up to Damian’s Art Shows, and takes Tim skateboarding, never misses Cass’s ballet performances, and drives Duke four hours to see his favorite band. And yeah he’s at every single Sunday dinner, even if him and Bruce are at each others throats- he shows up and he sits down, and he listens to his siblings as they tell him what’s going on in their lives. Because of Jason.
“Oh yes, Oh yes, the both reached for the gun”
Except the gun is Robin. It’s Batman against his enemies- who will always try and use his children against him.
Alfred: You mean to tell me you’ve got a fake ID Master Bruce?
16 year old Bruce: Well yeah, everyone does.
Bruce: Harvey has one that says he’s got diplomatic immunity-
Bruce: You mean to tell me you have a fake ID?
Tim: Oh come on, everyone has one. Jason has one to say he has diplomatic immunity-
Who gets mischaracterized the most by the Fandom?
Bruce
Dick
Barbara
Jason
Cass
Stephanie
Tim
Duke
Damian
Kate
Alfred
Other (tag)
Bonus: is it for the best?

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Who did Jason learn about Vaping from?
Dick
Barbara
Tim
Stephanie
Duke
Cass
Damian
Bruce
Kate
Alfred
Other (tag)
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Bonus: Was it intentional or not?
Stephanie and Bernard definitely have some shared classes. Stephanie is premed and Bernard is double majoring in Physics and Biology. Both are STEM majors at the same school so it’s not far fetched to say they’d share some classes.
Now these classes probably have upwards of 200 students (Gotham University is massive), explaining how they’d never met until Tim introduced them.
After talking they’d quickly discover they shared several classes- which leads to a fast friendship. They share notes, join each others study groups, complain about professors, complain about Tim. They simply have a lot in common.
I just think if they became friends it would be hilarious. I mean-
Bruce: Alright we’re all set up for the Gala tonight. Any questions?
Stephanie: Yeah, can I get a plus one?
Bruce: You are the plus one.
Stephanie: Don’t be bitter. I want to invite my friend Bernard.
Bruce: Isn’t that…?
Tim: Yes. You don’t get to invite my boyfriend to be your plus one.
Stephanie: Don’t be selfish Tim, he can be my friend and your boyfriend at the same time.
Bruce: Does it matter if he’s already coming?
Stephanie: I have dibs for tonight!
Tim: You can’t call “dibs” on a person! Come on, can’t I just have this one thing?
Stephanie: Oh come on name one thing that I’ve-
Tim: First Robin, then my sister, now my boyfriend. What’s next? My social security number?
Stephanie: You quit Robin!
Tim: Under Duress!
Who holds the record for highest ransom demand?
Bruce
Dick
Barbara
Jason
Cass
Stephanie
Tim
Duke
Damian
Alfred
Alfred (the cat)
Other (tag)
Bonus: Was it ever paid?
Who had the best team?
Bruce (The Justice League)
Dick (Titans)
Barbara (Birds of Prey)
Jason (The Outlaws)
Tim (Young Justice)
(This is for teams they were founding members of, not just apart of, and these were just the ones I could think of.)
Ya’ll what happened to Dick being one of the founding members of YJ?
In the original 1998 version it’s actually Tim. They switch it for the show, but to my knowledge Dick Grayson was never a member of young justice in the comics. I highly recommend the 1998 run, as they’re some of my favorite comics.
Headcanon that Batburger was sued when they added the Red Robin Meal to their menu.
In court it lead to the arguement that it was clearly not a violation of trademark since it was obviously named after the Gotham Vigilante, whose name was registered on several team roasters.
This leads to a massive lawsuit against Red Robin and any teams he’s on. Except it’s almost impossible to serve him papers.
Tim doesn’t find out until he’s dropping off Two Face at Arkham- where he’s served papers while waiting to get Harvey re-admitted.
He ends up taking Harvey’s legal advice. He wins the suit (After Two Face breaks out, specifically to represent him. The Red Robin Lawyers argue against this, but the judge simply says “what did you expect when you sued a vigilante?”), and when news gets out he changed his name to Drake a year later, Harvey breaks out just to threaten him if he doesn’t change it back.

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Kon: You got a boyfriend while I was gone!?
Tim:
Tim: Who’s baby is that?
Who had the best team?
Bruce (The Justice League)
Dick (Titans)
Barbara (Birds of Prey)
Jason (The Outlaws)
Tim (Young Justice)
(This is for teams they were founding members of, not just apart of, and these were just the ones I could think of.)