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Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

@tazorith

Working customer service nowadays is so stupid cuz a guy will walk up to you and ask for Glunch Flathead Threadless Screws and you’ll be like. Well that sounds like nails. And he’ll get mad at you like no that’s different. And you’ll look it up and Glunch Flathead Threadless Screws was a term used exclusively in Pisswinddale England in 1750 as a joke by about 12 people. To refer to normal nails. And you’ll tell him that and then he says EVERYONE he knows has called them that for forty years and you need to call your manager to change the package from ‘common nails’ to ‘glunch flathead threadless screws’

its a crime more people don't know about the silt verses. Happy pride to the grizzled, Irish, middle aged, aro-ace, every gods favorite, impossible to kill, mass murderer, manipulative woman known as Carpenter

this post blew the fuck up oh my god. Happy pride also to the tgirl business woman who started a massive cult on on her own and was consumed by it, and happy pride to the trans man who rose the ranks in his own pre established cult only to also be consumed by it. They're all fucked forever but at least they're queer 🎉

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

An absolute degenerate