Um, Why Do you Even Care?

–Samantha Harvey, Dear Thief

Since the day you left - Tapiwa Mugabe. Zimbabwe.

This afternoon I spent the better part of an hour standing in or just outside my running shower while I scrubbed it completely clean with three different substances, including baking soda and bleach. I had to use half the towels I own to mop up the water that spilled onto the floor, and, as...

http://genius.com/972017/2-chainz-crack/I-might-get-an-endorsement-from-baking-soda

I like to talk about how I never remember my dreams, but I have been pretty consistently having nightmares for weeks now. I guess this is progress. I can’t wait to be reduced to tears of relief upon waking up every day. If that’s something that happens. Does anyone know anything about what happens? In situations?