read orv💥💥

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

fool night is really good if you like weird transhumanistic concepts and media that makes you feel a vague sense of dissatisfaction with your life.

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

The best things in life are good food, good company, and media that's honestly maybe a six out of ten in terms of execution, but, like, the ideas have potential.