Metamals

These are LEGIT, oh my gosh I love them ALL

Might fuck around and do exactly this.

It turns out that the lich the adventurers had been hired to slay had never actually killed anyone before until the impulsive paladin of the group swung first. Now, as the healer tries to revive them, the rest have to calm the ancient undead mage down from what is undeniably a panic attack.

So many people are reblogging the original post without this beautiful addition and this is a CRIME. I NEED for more people to see this

*connects the dots on what CABBAGE means in TAZ vs Dracula* ooooohhhhh I'm going to hunt Griffin McElroy for sport (complimentary)

i'm really such a fucking sucker for duck "it's a nickname" newton, duck "what the fuck" newton, duck "i have school tomorrow" newton, duck "reluctant destined hero" newton, duck "randomly selected champion" newton, duck "i think if you believe in people hard enough they can do great things" newton

water. *sound of bottles hitting the desk* hey teens do you waah…freshy? water. water. ng…teens, i love an nice col- okay. hey teens, who stYEAHHHH WATERRRR!!! *griffins feet shuffling as he dabs silently*

That caption could not have prepared me

griffin mcelroy is so funny because youll see clips of him talking and its always either something like "my names sprite pepsi and im abstinence until i DIE" or its something like "that was the last conversation you ever had with your sister. when someone leaves your life those exits are not made equal. some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying, others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable." and theres no in between