Handcuffed Men

Giving Up POV

We couldn’t go any further. The confident looking policewomen had blocked the road. We stopped the car, unsure what to do. The female cops just smiled. “All right, gents,” the woman nearest to us said, “it’s all over - get out of the car, put your guns on the ground and keep your hands where we can see them…”

I looked at my two buddies. They nodded at me sadly - no one wanted a shoot out. We got out and despondently placed our weapons on the tarmac and stood in the road, hands raised in surrender. I took in the three officers in their neat skirt uniforms. I noticed that they were all young, not much more than girls really - and unarmed. But that didn’t change anything. We had given up and that was that.

“Ok, girls,” said the lead policewoman, “let’s get these losers cuffed. Ayu, you gather up their weapons.” God, this is humiliating, I thought as two of the women walked towards us, still smiling while the third picked up our guns. “Hands behind your backs, boys,” said the lead vixen smugly, a pair of handcuffs already in her hand…

Jokers

“Ok,” said officer Sandra Davey after completing handcuffing one of the male suspects behind his back, “let’s get these jokers in the back of our cars before more of them turn up!”

Mr Muscles

Cheer Up, Billy

“Cheer up, Billy,” Tegan told the miserable-looking tough guy Billy Sanders, embarrassed at being arrested by a woman as she led him away, “at least I didn’t cuff you behind your back this time!”

“You’re all heart, miss,” Billy replied glumly.

Tik Tok

“That’s too tight, ma’am…” complained the man who Wendy had pulled over, suspecting him of involvement in a hit-and-run incident that morning, as she cuffed him behind his back. “No it isn’t, sir.” the young traffic policewoman replied briskly, checking the cuffs. He was a big guy, and Wendy was taking no chances - thankfully he was compliant.

“Now bend over the bonnet of your car while I check out your story.” she told him as she moved him unceremoniously into position. Wendy then walked over to her own vehicle and pulled out her radio. As she began her checks, she glanced over at her frustrated and bound prisoner. She couldn’t help but smile at the sight of the tall man’s arse sticking in the air. ‘That backside would look so good on Tik Tok,’ she mused unprofessionally…

“Is it too tight for you?”

“Is it too tight for you, sir?” asked Detective Zofia Kaminska, a concerned note in her voice as she cuffed Darren’s hands behind his back.

“Yes it is, dammit!” retorted the elusive burglar, gasping slightly in discomfort. “Loosen them will ya, you sadistic witch?”

“Oh, that’s good then.” remarked Zofia, with an innocent smile. Then the policewoman directed the protesting Darren towards her waiting car.

Dreams Cum True…

“I wouldn’t normally handcuff you behind your back - or even at all - for urinating in a public place, sir, but if you insist…”

The overjoyed Jeff came quietly (almost…).

“There. That’s not too tight is it, sir?”

Cheer Up…

He sobs quietly as Officer Jenny, have chased, caught and cuffed him behind his back, takes him in. “Cheer up, pal,” the Pokemon policewoman tells her prisoner cheerily as she leads him away down the street on his walk of shame…

“Stop squirming, creep, or this is going to get a lot more uncomfortable for you!”

“You’re Nicked!”

“You’re nicked, you pillock!” the WPC said to me sarcastically. “That’s right, drop that ridiculous crowbar, turn around and put your hands behind your back. Now how about swopping the crowbar for a nice pair of handcuffs? Does that feel comfy? Bet your mum’s proud, cupcake!”

‘I really do need to get into another line,’ thought Burt the car thief as Officer Alison Bennett tightly and painfully cuffed the hapless man’s hands tightly behind his back…

“Do I really have to use these on you, sir? Wouldn’t you rather just prefer to come quietly?”

“Thankyou so much for not handcuffing me behind my back, ma’am…”

“You’re welcome.”