☆ミ

canon (derogatory)

fanon (more derogatory)

my personal interpretation of the character (affectionate)

My mutual’s interpretation of the character (honorary)

your honor you know how my client gets on sasuke saturdays

sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

it's so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad

the only thing itachi did wrong was not act slutty enough

light yagami sees a jaywalker and his hand twitches so bad he’s gotta run it through his hair to look natural