I Like To Think Im Funny, At Least I Try

“DNA doesn’t make a family, love does. ”

IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.

IF YOUR IDEA OF SELF CARE IS EATING COMFORT FOOD AND WATCHING TWENTY EPISODES OF A THING IN ONE NIGHT FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR BED THEN YOU FUCKING DO THAT.

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [sticks one leg out]

Demon to my now exposed leg:

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.