tay

Well. There’s another thing I’ll never unsee.

are you telling me that Australia is cat-dog?

me

when i was in the 3rd grade we had this weird PE teacher named mr denis (and by that i mean he used to pull up his gym shorts to his waist with a baggy t-shirt tucked in, knee-high socks, full tom selleck mustache, perfect bald head but thick hair on the sides) and almost all the time he’d make us play this game he called ghostbusters dodgeball where he’d BLAST the ghosbusters theme song in the gym so that the whole school could hear it and he’d set up two giant tents at either end of the gym and basically the point was to play normal dodgeball but if you hit someone on the opposite team, that opposite team member had to go be a ghost in the tent and if they wanted to escape they’d either have to slither their hands under the tent and hope they catch a dodgeball rolling by or sacrifice one of their living team members by snatching their legs/hand/feet and dragging them into the tent in exchange for the ghost to go back onto the court and continue playing

Im changing my content area

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

How are these so clean like WOw bruh scalpel game strong

This is a corrosion model eg something like liquid plastic gets inserted in the blood vessels and then put in an acid bath that destroys the body.

oh

nigga thought they went in with an xacto

Americans have literally no banter

idk what country this is coming from but we’ve probably beaten you in a war at some point

I’m American

Civil war

#America: “ill kick anyone’s ass. I’ll kick your ass. I’ll kick your dogs ass. I’ll kick my own ass”

reblog this post with a picture of the weirdest dog

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

damn son

I need these suits

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate.