exectuted for crimes of horniness

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[already so afraid] let me add caffeine to this, actually

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

i fucking love the matrix

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled