I hate feeling like people are getting bored of me

You’re not here to entertain anybody

wow you’re right

im gonna print this post out

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

I thought this would turn out super gross but now I’m interested. What’s the inverse of that “they had us in the first half” meme?

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

is this the most aesthetic photo I’ve ever seen? possibly

do birds ever get sad that they dont have arms

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

my spirit animal

hilf (historian i’d like to fight)

fail that test. get drunk and throw up. have your heart broken. burn your toast. be late to class. break a glass. kiss someone awkwardly. look like shit. walk into a pole. eat a pint of ice cream. lose a friend. fail, make mistakes, because that means you’re fucking living.

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail

trial speedrun

They look so proud of themselves. I’m actually embarrassed for them. These are adults in charge of children, and they’ve lowered themselves to taking selfies with property they’ve stolen from the young and defenseless.

Such bravery these cops display. Literally stealing candy from children, and then hiding when an armed shooter comes to murder children. Thin blue line who?

Stop policing and start keeping the peace. THAT’S your duty.