#delusionship

Oh you and your straight situationship cuddle and hold hands and have sex and make out or whatever? Well me and my lesbian delusionship planned out our family (two daughters, maybe a son), our wedding (potluck game night where nobody knows it's a wedding until we start saying out vows), how we would raise our kids, where we would live, and have a shared Pinterest board and master-doc. And we've only kissed twice, once as a joke and once in a game of truth or dare. Girl I promise you it could be SO much worse, just send him the happy valentines day text.

omg, we both don’t like me? we’re so meant to be 😍❤️

Still being loyal to my delusionship. aka my gym crush who I haven't seen in two months and have never spoken to.

have self respect but let me keep my imaginationship where as soon as he talks to me I think he's flirting

Not me getting asked out (by someone who is employing me!) as if I’m not in a committed relationship with Pedro Pascal?? Come on guys.