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āworld of averagesā - composite images culled from thousands of individual portraits resulting in symmetrical average faces.Ā
this was too cool not to reblog
I donāt care if I have reblogged this already, this is awesome for those āHow do I draw someone who looksā questions.
I canāt stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away,Ā the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
ā¦.You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:Ā
punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiotĀ
purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)Ā
literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf thatās so fucking 007)
Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her āpotentialā)Ā
Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemortās plot with HarryĀ
Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemortās plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, thatās why he wants to kill her so bad.Ā
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.Ā
CanĀ we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.Ā
Reblog all day err day
My laundry basket is self-loading.
My day has not been great, and this actually really helped
Itās ironic.
When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about āstealingā fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonaldās and Sonic couldnāt afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).
Now I work at an upscale restaurant (itās fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and theyāre GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.
Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.
This needs all of the reblogs. Ā All of them.
This. Exactly the same at pizza delivery places. If a pizza was made wrong they would throw it out instead of giving it to the staff.

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This needs to be in like every retail store, because let me tell ya, us gays rule retail and str8s come in here and try to harass us when weāre open about who we are.
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Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.
Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.
Isaac Asimov.
yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point
If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels
Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms)Ā was written by a woman (Lady Muraskaiās the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide āIsaac Asimovā reblogs and stick it
even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?
PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didnāt even do a frickin google search For Shame
And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.
Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:
Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makesĀ Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.
Even Isaac Asimov aināt having none of your shit, not even posthumously.
You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.
Got that?
Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it
I have literally been telling people this for over a year.
the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman
The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).
The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.
Women invented language while men were hunting. I meanā¦
A hero without a cape
Her name is Theresa Kachindamoto, and she is a senior chief - political leader of a region with a population of about 900,000 people.
She didnāt run for election; she was appointed, without her knowledge, while she was living and working in a completely different part of the country. She just received a call one day telling her to come back to her childhood home, because she was in charge now.
So she did; and when she arrived, she discovered widespread sexual abuse of children. She browbeat 50 uncooperative local leaders into accepting her decision to annul all the marriages. She then fired four of them when they continued to allow children to be married off in their areas. She still faces widespread opposition from parents who consider it their right to sexually abuse their daughters if they want to; but Kachindamoto very evidently does not give a fuck, and is continuing to use political and legal means to protect children in the region.
Sheās not just an anonymous do-gooder; sheās an effective political leader despite incredibly difficult circumstances. Theresa Kachindamoto.
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Iām crying this is so good, quality content right here
This is the 10th one of these flowers Slash has stolen and brought home.
Here is number 11ā¦
Hereās his third catch of the night. And that second photo is his face right after I told himĀ āPeople on the internet love your flower catching skills, Mr. Slash!ā
Guess what Mr. Slash is up to tonight?
And, heās back at it again tonight.
He got another one, and he is proud of himself.
He brought in another one tonight. Thank you, Mr. Slash!
He is so beautiful š
Heās aware of that, and loves being told that. :P
Sometimes, he will hold my hand when I ask him about the flowers.
He brought these two flowers in last night, and decided to pose for me when I put them near him to take photos.
Plot twist! He brought back a hibiscus tonight instead of the usual ones. He must be feeling more tropical.
Heās back to the normal ones nowā¦
Even when itās raining, he still decides to go and find these. Good thing for him that whatever breed of cat he is, he has remarkably water-resistant fur!
He had a very busy night while everyone was asleep last night⦠(Also, if you havenāt seen it, there is a video of him thatās great, too:Ā http://thoughts-of-an-x-factor.tumblr.com/post/164359705193/mr-slash-knows-how-to-get-his-own-cat-treats-outĀ )
He had a busy night while I was watching SummerSlam.
He gave us one more last night, bringing his total from last night to 6! Thatās a new one-night record for him!
Mr. Slashās flower hunting adventure master post keeps on growing.
He was back at it again today.
And two more from last nightā¦
Thank you, Mr. Slash!
Such a good kitty!
He is!
I wish Oreo brought me flowers instead of birds, lizards, mice, and squirrels šš
Mr. Slash even wanted to hold hands after giving me this one. Heās a special cat. :D
He was asleep this morning after bringing me this one last nightā¦
Two more gifts from Mr. Slash tonight.
Please tell Mr. Slash I love him.
Feeling sad? Have a big fluffy kitty bringing flowers to his people.
down the block is a person who is inexplicably losing all the flowers in her garden
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everytime we touch
did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words
can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

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He talking about The Jellies show
Iām just glad Tyler said this at Comic-Con⦠ thatās the audience that needs to hear this messageā¦
Couldnāt be more proud of him
I play this video a lot!
so talented
ā¦and dismount!