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Some Resistance hacker apparently thought it would be cute to create a remote link to our on board computers and program the PA systems to play âRebel Rebelâ on infinite loop. Took us a while to notice, though. Hux has David Bowie playing on that thing, like, 90% of the time.
Hux knows whatâs good. <3 <3Â
Can We Please Get Reunion Sign? (or Never Doubt My MST3k Fandom!)
MST3k is one of two shows (the other is Star Trek) that having knowledge of my fandom for the show helps explain everything about me. Â Among the obvious years of laughs, MST3k is responsible for three things:
1. My broad and shockingly-erudite sense of humor,
2. My steel-willed ability to suffer through ANY film,
3. My inexplicable attraction to short, red robots (the less said about that the better, probably).
Nobody said âŞ#âAllLivesMatter⏠until we said âŞ#âBlackLivesMatter⏠Nobody said âŞ#âHeterosexualPrideDay⏠until we had âŞ#âGayPride⏠Nobody wants âŞ#âWhiteHistoryMonth⏠until its âŞ#âBlackHistoryMonth⏠Nobody mentions âŞ#âMensRights⏠until we talk about âŞ#âFeminismâŹ
This shows me that you donât actually care about these things, you just want all the âminoritiesâ to shut up so the status quo never changes.
One Problem with Reading Rap Lyrics without Listening to the Music
This is something Iâve been meaning to write for like six years now, but I never got around to it till now. Ages ago, some dude over at New York Magazine wrote an article reviewing Yaleâs Anthology of Rap. Notably, he read it all without ever having heard any of the songs, and didnât listen to any until after heâd read the whole book.
Probably everyone whoâs listened to music, rap or otherwise, would realize beforehand that this guy reading rap lyrics without listening to the music would produce incongruous results (as it did): him liking certain songs after simply reading the lyrics and disregarding others, and then changing his mind entirely after actually hearing them. There are a couple obvious reasons why this is: The music adds something that canât be described by words, the performance of the rapper is different from the reading voice in oneâs head, etc. But even apart from that I knew this was going to be problematic for a reason that I havenât seen mentioned: Our writing system is inadequate.
Even though a lot of poetry is meant to be read aloud, much of it thatâs studied in the Western canon was written at a time when writing existed, so the writers were quite conscious of the fact that their poetry would be read on the page (even if their work was private, itâs not like Emily Dickinson was about to go out and do live poetry readings), which can be a bit constraining. Lots of poets have done some pretty awesome things with the space on the page (see this one by Roger McGough), but the writer knows that most people are going to see it, rather than hear it.
Music is the opposite. Certainly not all, but a good number of music artists are imagining people listening to their music exclusively, not reading books of their lyricsâand certainly not in the order lyrics then music. The sound is primary, meaning that how these things look on a page is immaterial.
This causes two problems for someone reading lyrics without music: (1) thereâs no official way to transcribe lyrics (the more complex the song, the more problematic writing the lyrics down becomes); and (2) in the other direction, writing is one dimensional (ignoring time), whereas music is two dimensional.
When youâre reading a book or a poem (doesnât matter what), theyâre going to references or allusions to other stuff, whether itâs âhigh artâ literary references, or pop culture references. Those references will be in the text though (the words on the page), otherwise theyâre not there (how could they be?). Lyrics can do the same thing in a song, but so can the music. Simple example is the Beatlesâ âAll You Need Is Loveâ, which starts out with the trumpets playing the opening bars of âLa Marseillaiseâ (also finishes up with a short reference to âShe Loves Youâ, but that you could, theoretically, pick up from the lyrics). The trumpet part is purely instrumental, so how are lyrics going to catch that? Theyâre not.
Now letâs move to rap, where things just explode. Iâm going to focus on one of my favorite Tupac songs âKeep Ya Head Upâ. (Brief note that Tupac, who died 20 years ago this September, was a controversial figure; Wikipedia article on him is here.) The very moment this song starts thereâs a musical reference thatâs lost since it has nothing to do with the lyrics. The song samples Zappâs âBe Alrightâ, which is thematically appropriate. The lyrics arenât as complex as âKeep Ya Head Upâ, but the idea is that at least some people hearing Tupacâs song will know âBe Alrightâ and will remember the lyrics, which will kind of set the tone. This is reinforced by using the verse of the Five Stairstepsâ âO-o-h Childâ as the chorus. If you know the original song, the song that samples it becomes fuller, as you get the full context. You might recognize it if the lyrics were written down, but you have to hear it to realize itâs a direct reference to the song.
And thatâs just the musical samples. Going back to the first problem, hereâs a section of âKeep Ya Head Upâ with all the words simply written down:
I remember Marvin Gaye used to sing to me. He had me feeling like black was the thing to be.
Thatâs one way of writing it down. Hereâs probably how itâd be written down as a traditional poetic stanza:
I remember Marvin Gaye Used to sing to me, He had me feeling like black Was the thing to be.
Neither of those written transcriptions tells you how the lyrics are rapped, though. Because something that Tupac does in this song (and others) is he develops mini rhyme/metrical schemes. He does it by doing one line in a particular way, and then following it up with another line where some of the lyrics are done in exactly the same way. We have no way to convey that in writing; no convention. Hereâs one way you might do it:
I remember Marvin Gaye Used to sing to me He had me feeling like black was the thing to be.
That gives you a much better idea of what the lyrics actually sound like when you hear them. In fact, you could even go further and do this:
I remember MAR-vin GAYE Used to SINGÂ to ME He had me feeling like black was the THING to BE.
Only thing thatâd be missing is a light emphasis on âblackâ, but not as heavy as the end of the lines. You can hear these lines specifically here and see if this conveys the sound of it a little better.
But like I said, itâs not like you can isolate one pattern and figure itâll be the same for the rest of the song. Hereâs another sample from the beginning:
And if he tells you you ainât nothing, donât be-LIEVEÂ âim. And if he canât learn to love you, you should LEAVEÂ âim.
You can hear it here. Probably one of the more recognizable bits is this one a few lines later:
And since we all CAME from a woman, Got our NAME from a woman, And our GAME from aâŚwoman,
I wonder why we TAKE from our women, Why we RAPE our women, Do we HATE ourâŚwomen?
I think itâs time to KILL for our women, Time to HEAL our women, Be REAL to our women.
You can hear this section here. Something also lost in the orthography is that Tupacâs pronunciation of âkillâ makes it a perfect rhyme with âhealâ and ârealâ. (Also, for that second stanza, I hope the linguists reading this post appreciate the near rhymes with each of Englishâs voiceless stops!)
The idea is to show with the bolding and all-caps that something is happening with the lyrics that is different from the usual way the words are read/rapped/sung. Itâs also important to know that if these bolded phrases are units, they all have the same weight, regardless of syllable count. Notice the first three above are all five syllables, but three of the next six are four syllables. It might not work in a poem thatâs read silently, but it works perfectly in the song (the listener never questions itâor even necessarily notices it), so a reader needs to know that.
The point is that the written word can give you the lyrics verbatimâand extra reference material can tell you who Marvin Gaye is, if you donât know, and why he might be mentioned in the song; it can give you the full history of Tupac Shakur; it can even list the songs that are sampled and give you their full lyrics. But our writing system really doesnât handle prosody well. It doesnât capture intonational well. Punctuation approximates it kind of okay, if you assume standard conversational speech is being transcribed, but singing? Performance? Itâs simply not equal to the task. True, I gave it a go here, but remember: Someone can invent a system using roman characters or whatever else, but it doesnât mean anything if no reader knows what itâs supposed to be encoding. Thereâs no surefire method of conveying the intonation and pacing of a phrase.
Of course, the cool thing about living in the 21st century is thereâs no reason on Earth any student should be studying rap lyrics without actually listening to the song. And unless society collapses, I imagine it will only get easier to integrate media as technology improves. So I really donât think thereâs any danger of someone teaching rap lyrics from a book to students in a bubble. But if youâve ever wondered why if you look at the lyrics to a song they seem simplistic, or weird, or sometimes even silly, this is why. A full transcription of the lyrics is not the same as the performance because we developed our writing systems to encode the meaning of our speech, rather than the full character of the speech itself.
I once wrote a linguistic analysis paper on the differences between mainstream and nerdcore rap lyrics. Â If I ever get the chance to update it, Iâm going to keep all of this in mind.

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Hello! I'm a computing student and I spent a large portion of this year learning about the construction of computer based languages, mostly their grammars. Obviously for computing the designed languages (as opposed to those that grow naturally) generally have very robust and specific grammars and usable vocabulary. My question is: When designing spoken languages, do you make it's grammar robust and constrained, or is it less so allowing for change over time?
I think all languages have usable vocabulary, but beyond that, the difference between programming âlanguagesâ (which are not languages in the common sense of the word) and human languages is human languages can employ multiple strategies to solve the same problem, e.g.:
They can also be totally ambiguous or vague, and thatâs fine. Human languages are much more flexible than programming languages. They can be overly precise, and yet also frustratingly imprecise. Also weird. Ever thought about the expression âfor goodâ? As in âNo, I left that job for goodâ. Howâs that a licit prepositional phrase? And how does it mean what it means? Why canât you replace âgoodâ with some similar word and get the same meaning? âGone for kindâ? âDead for pleasantâ? And the funny thing is the exact same expression with the exact same meaning is present in Middle Egyptian. Weird.
Anyway, the two entities are quite different, and as a conlanger, I work to create languages that appear human (or natural), meaning I try to create the ambiguities, vagaries, and weirdness of natural languages. Itâs a totally different endeavor from what programmers do when creating programming languages.
Reblogging for Davidâs excellent use of gif... and excellent explanation. Â But mostly excellent use of gif.
I Didnât Choose The Fandom LifeâŚ
A motion poster designed by Risa Rodil, animated by Jonny Eveson
A little while back I asked Risa if I could take one of her posters and animate it in 3D. We both settled on this design, a great piece of typography, with enough other fun animatable bits to warrant making the design move.
I had so much fun making this! Figuring out how each element animates to correlate with the particular fandom.
Thanks again to Risa for trusting me with her work like this. You can watch the whole animation in HD on Vimeo below:
-Jonny
I canât stop watching this. SO SO COOL! Iâm such a huge fan of Jonnyâs work and to see my work brought to life in his hands is beyond amazing! Thank you, Jonny! Iâm so glad we did this!
The linguist in me just cringes every time Iâm reminded of this.  Successful shipper names actually follow some pretty regular, predictable rules. Obviously, the ship name should be âMonotov.â  Honestly, Shore Leave.
You know you might think that, but from the standpoint of someone who pays attention to All The Ships, well⌠Let me use Fairy Tail as an example. Gray x Juvia is called Gruvia, but Natsu x Lucy is called NaLu. Gajeel x Levy is called both GaLe and Gajevy, with which is more frequently used being dependent on where you look. Gajeel x Juvia, rare jewel that it is, is sometimes called Gavia and sometimes Gajuvia.
And wtf is the name for Starlight Glimmer x Trixie in MLP? Youâve got me. I would like to assume Trixstar, because it makes the intent clear AND sounds close to âtricksterâ which would be perfect. But of course, no. People have used Startrix, Triximmer, Strixie, Glimmertrix⌠If thereâs one thatâs actually caught on I havenât seen it.
Hell, from fandom to fandom, shippers donât even agree on the best way TO name ships. In fandoms like Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh!, you get things like Puzzleshipping and Peaceshipping and Rivalshipping. In others, you get portmanteaus that donât even follow a singular convention. Occasionally, you get title ships, like I KNOW weâre not the only fandom that does that though Iâve got another on the tip of my tongue and canât quiiiite place at the moment. But yeah. Then you get Venture Bros where âMonarch a Troisâ has caught on beautifully but fans canât agree on whether itâs âDocBrockâ or âBrustyâ or there might even be a few other options out there.
In short, âMolostroâ is still a little out there (Molstroso would be better), but there are definitely no set-in-stone rules.
You might think that, but from the standpoint of someone who pays attention to All The Linguistics, especially when it delves into geek-specific communication since thatâs what caused me to spend 4 years and an obscene amount of money getting a degree in shit like this, well... There are very few âset-in-stoneâ rules in linguistics because language is a human invention and humans are very messy and very creative and very stubborn.  So I can say a rule like âEnglish does not contain the consonant cluster âmpâ at the start of wordsâ because as of this moment that is the case.  There are no words that start with the combo âmp.â  HOWEVER, if a group of English speakers tomorrow coined words like âmpontoâ or âmpelongrioâ or âmpabmendeâ and they were useful and gained widespread acceptance, then my âruleâ would no longer apply. (Note: I mean original words coined by English speakers to be used as English words.  Loan words are slightly different.)  Linguists rarely deal in absolutes, but we sure as fuck can spot trends. And there is actual academic literature and discourse on said noticed trends.  This article right here is probably the best breakdown for people who care. Â
Does this mean that these rules will show up absolutely 100% of the time?  No.  Because language and humans very rarely work like that.  The phenomenon of blended names being used in this way is a pretty new field of study within onomastics (the study of names).  But it has finally been around just long enough for certain trends to start to emerge.  And as things go on, these trends will probably grow more noticeable.  Or one day humans will decide that blending names was a stupid idea and execute everyone who ever did it.  Who the fuck knows?  Humans are weird. My joke (yeah, joke) was that Shore Leave was too much of a dabbler in this sort of thing to recognize the trend.  Shore Leave is not one of the more obviously geeky characters, neither does he (as far as we know) have any background in onomastics or linguistics.  So of course heâd come up with the silly name that probably wouldnât catch on.  Whereas, âMonotov,â fits all of the trends weâve so far been able to note PERFECTLY, and as such has a far greater chance of catching on among any group who would give the slightest shit about a ship name of these two people. And even among linguists, there can be disagreement about which names might best fit both established trends and personal aesthetics.  Shit, me and David Peterson (@dedalvs) spent a few hours one night debating the appropriate theoretical ship name for two characters from The 100 and never came up with a clear consensus as there were at least two variants that worked well within the framework. But in the end, it doesnât really matter.  You can make a joke about one of the sillier aspects of your own field of study and yet find yourself losing sleep over writing ridiculous, seemingly angry responses to people online at 2 in the fucking morning even though youâre not really angry and arenât mad at anyone and just want to inform the world that this weird bit of academia exists and to maybe prove to yourself that 4 years of university wasnât a complete fucking waste of time.
See what I meant about humans being messy and stubborn?
Thoughts...
You know how they always say 30 mins is the perfect nap length?
Do they mean 30 mins of sleep? or like, lay down, set the timer for 30 mins and maybe sleep for 10-15?
If itâs a full 30 min, do you actually lay down for 45 mins or an hour depending on how long it takes you to fall asleep?
I always laugh when people think I can control my sleep to any degree.  âJust go take a 20 minute nap.â  Well, yeah, but I donât actually own a device that can monitor my brain waves and set an alarm for 20 minutes after whenever the hell I fall asleep. True story: The other day, I decided to lie down for a nap.  I had 2 1/2 hours before I had to be awake to go somewhere.  So I set my alarm for the time I absolutely had to be awake, and settled in to sleep.  After a long time of lying there with my eyes closed waiting for sleep to come, I finally felt myself starting to drift off.  I thought, âGood.  I can probably get at least an hour.â ... And thatâs the exact moment my alarm went off. Â
I feel you, my friend. Â People who say stuff like that obviously have some magical control over their ability to sleep that is not granted to mere mortals like you and me. Â :PÂ
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The linguist in me just cringes every time Iâm reminded of this.  Successful shipper names actually follow some pretty regular, predictable rules. Obviously, the ship name should be âMonotov.â  Honestly, Shore Leave.
How many tattoos so you have at this point, Wil? Thinking of getting any more?
I have more than you have seen, and I plan to get more.
In which Wil drops the sexiest bit of info I think he ever has. Shut up! Â I like geeks with tattoos!
Somebody stop Jared Leto
It really bothers me that Joker has such a narrow definition of pie, honestly. Â All pies are amazing, Joker. Â They should all be represented.
I donât subscribe to the notion that suffering is somehow ennobling; it sucks.
John Green (source)
John Green is a treasure of the human species, honestly. Â I cannot thank him enough for his videos on pain.
Made some new motivational posters for the break room today:
What do you think?
ST-3V3 killing it over here, yo!

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ALL* Marc With a C albums are pay-what-you-want again (which includes paying nothing, if you want). Everything. Unicorns Get More Bacon? That concept album about the squid? The early lo-fi stuff about ladies wearing glasses? The live album with all of the stories about candy and answering machines? Itâs all there, and itâs desperate for your ears. Please listen, enjoy, and share your favorites! You can get it all athttps://marcwithac.bandcamp.com/
(* - all except charity releases, photo credit: Emmit Dobbyn)
If youâve never had the pleasure of owning any of Marcâs music, now is your chance! Â It is all excellent stuff. Â Ferret approved. Â Go forth and get tunes!
I cannot tell you how happy I am to know that at least @glamdamnit and I seem to be on the EXACT same page with the whole âVision trying to be peopleâ thing. Itâs not even that big a part of the movie, honestly, and it pretty much has nothing at all to do with the plot.  But holy fuck do I want an entire movie of Vision trying to do people things.  No, wait!  A TV series.  No!  A TV series that later gets a movie⌠and also has tie-in novels⌠and a video game or some shit. I would play the hell out of âCooking with Visionâ honestly.
âThe Vision Trying To Be People Showâ Episode 1 - 20 minutes of Vision watching cute cat videos on youtube Episode 2 - An incresingly frustrated Tony trying to get Vision to understand the concept of a bathing suit. Episode 3 - Somehow Vision gets stuck caring for a baby. This shit writes itself.
I think the show should officially be titled âVision Thinks Heâs People.â
Just imagine the holiday specials: - Halloween: Vision worries that the children of Earth have all become costumed villains that the Avengers will have to fight. Â Debates the ethics of trying to recruit the hero-themed children to their side before a bemused Tony stops him. - Christmas: Vision mistakenly believes that humans are trying to combat climate change through the sympathetic magic of bringing fake snow and greenery into their homes. Â Also thinks humans are convinced of the divinity of every baby. - St. Patrickâs Day: Vision helpfully presents a very inebriated Tony with an extensive family tree proving that the Starks are in no way Irish. Â Tony laughs before vomiting on Visionâs new green sweater vest. Seriously. Â This shit does, in fact, write itself.