Depth Charge Bill

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

I keep your grandpa on a leash and he likes it too

congratulations tumblr user voidimperatrix on winning its first nickelodeon kids choice award

im imagining the DJ like joyfully bouncing around and they have a button that makes the coin sound and theyre pressing it a bunch of times randomly and they dont even notice anyone leaving until the last persons gone and they get all sad and put their headphones over one ear and cleanly transition it to the game over sound

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

Children’s sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. That’e just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that

The kid wears a tweed jacket and a pair of thick-rimmed 1950s style vintage glasses (regardless of need) and brings their snacks to daycare in a tiny leather briefcase.