Depth Charge Bill

I ❤️ talking about myself in the second person. Why did you do that

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

MY RIDE OR DIE

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

They should invent a glasses that you can lay on your side in bed wearing

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

tbh im not entirely immune to a villain with a tragic backstory but i do think villain origins are a lot more interesting when the focus is less "here is the original sin, the first big bad thing that happened to them that made them who they are" and more "here is the first time a person who maybe otherwise felt powerless in their life realized that they could hurt someone and get away with it"

i think the body takes its most erotic form when it betrays and destroys itself to the point that it calls into question the accuracy of defining it as "yours" and i have no psychological problems or complicated relationships with personhood also

do you want to play dead bodies with me

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk