Shosty, Sakai, and Serotonin

i take adderall so i can forget that i microwaved food faster and more efficiently

so one manatee pushes one ball into place, and another manatee pushes another, and then we write the two down and we send the joke off to the writers

I’m gonna have to review his dialogue because I feel like there’s got to be a case to be made there somewhere

wow i have 558 subscribers on youtube

I agree with that, I think that’s how I meant to say it.

why are art museums the only museums with cafeterias? imagine if you just got done walking through a civil war museum and there was a place offering hardtack and soup beans and really bad coffee based on the rations of a union soldier

And bacon!

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

me as jigsaw hiii do you want to play a game ☺️

more like jigglesaw 😹

more like gigglesaw 😹

more like wigglesaw 😹

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

They’ll give us everything but what we want (the Lando movie)

Unfotunately this will probably lead to large companies making a bottomless pit of slop “Internet Movies”

Are the arms hard plastic too or are they bendy?

just as like a reiteration : i am evil and scary. boo!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHGHHHHH!